One time I was hiking in Yellowstone, and I had to poop the entire time.

Another time, I was a scrawny 13 year old kid in a mosh pit. The lead singer told me I needed to get out of there, or they'd crush me and I'd die.

This other time, I yelled at Pete Carroll at an OSU/USC football game so much and loud enough that he turned around and grinned at me.

Another time at work, I tried to fart, but it wasn't a fart, it was poop.

Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom