The things that make you go :O

[SuperSabin]

Have you ever had a moment whether it was something inconvenient or something amazing where all you can do is stand/sit there with your jaw hanging down? What sort of events cause you to react like that?

I can think of a few instances: accidentally left my flash drive (4gb) out of town, saw a really neat movie trailer, come back to a game just to find out I lost a chunk of my progress, and whenever I see a painful fail.

[che]

Nope. I'm completely disconnected and nothing surprises me. RAWR

[Pete]

One time i left my flashdrive in another town... and then i remembered that it was actually in my pants pocket. Then it turned out that i wasn't wearing pants at all; I was wearing shorts! You should've seen the look on my face. It was a look of mild to moderate amusement!

[Taco-Calamitous]

One time I was hiking in Yellowstone, and I had to poop the entire time.

Another time, I was a scrawny 13 year old kid in a mosh pit. The lead singer told me I needed to get out of there, or they'd crush me and I'd die.

This other time, I yelled at Pete Carroll at an OSU/USC football game so much and loud enough that he turned around and grinned at me.

Another time at work, I tried to fart, but it wasn't a fart, it was poop.

Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Tallulah]

Yesterday I was chatting with a guy at work I had previously had a crush on, and he asked me about the new guy I am seeing. His opening question was: 'How come you're going out with this man and not me?'

... was pretty much my reaction.

He was joking, though, at least I hope so... :/

[Cyanist]

(Misty scene to indicate atmosphere.) I was sitting in the DMV waiting for my number to be called, when an old guy sits next to me and he starts asking questions like: "So, you got kids? So, you married? So, you got a boyfriend?"
I thought he was just a kind old man just trying to make conversation, so I answered his questions (no to all of those) it was at this point that he got this creepy grin on his face and I realized with horror what he'd been getting at. I just sat there, mutely mouthing in shock as he giggled hideously. "It's valentines day, you know" he breathed in my ear. The old fart then forced me to take his number and then he wouldn't leave until I promised I'd call him. Which I really don't wanna do. Ugh...