Hmm, I live in quite an old house, 1930s. Apart from the wiring being a little bit sh*t, it's all good. But, it does creak.. a lot.
There's something about creaks that you notice more when you are alone. This makes no sense, as surely creaky bits would creak more when people are around. One time, however, I was home alone, and I heard a series of cracks that seemed just... too... strange...
So, I went into my cupboard, and pulled out some old toy $2 Shop guns. With both guns pointed firmly out, I crept around the house, jumping around corners to gain an initiative on them (if there's one thing Valkyrie Profile has taught me, it's to throw photons at enemied first... but I can't use photons... so I've got to strike first).
Turns out no one was there.
I like to think that they could smell my awesome (I hadn't washed yet).
I don't know what I would've done if I had actually encountered an intruder, but those plastic guns with orange tips sure made me feel secure...
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