This is a thread dedicated to verbally punching yourself in the face. That's right. This might be a bad idea... but I'm going to post it anyway!

I figured this thread might be a good idea after a certain thread in ID went down, and everyone was pointing fingers at each other, but not themselves. So here, you will admit to your mistakes... and blast yourself for them. This is not a thread to look for pity, or to give pity. And this is not a thread to talk smack about others. In this thread, you will make fun of yourself. I will go first.

I am such a pompous, long-winded ass, aren't I? Have I ever made a post that was less than a paragraph long? I really must like the sound of my own voice? Maybe I should just shut the fuck up and listen to somebody else for a change! And what's the point of making some long-winded statement if it's so boring the reader falls asleep halfway through? And really, who gives a fuck about Disney's cartoon movies from the 80's? What kind of nerdy bullshit is that to write an essay about cartoon movies from a particular decade by a particular company? Am I going to analyze the inside of my own ear next? It's not really "more content" just because there's more words; I am living proof of that.

Nobody can stand up for themselves, either; I have to come to their rescue, like I think I'm Superman! The Wonder of TFF! Hellfire! He stands up for the people who want him to sit down and shut the fuck up! "Way to draw more attention to the situation than I wanted there to be, douche bag!" "No problem! It's all in a day's work for The Hell Fire! I also specialize in getting offended during heated discussions!"

Furthermore, I don't understand what a joke is, or humor. Bless my heart, I try, but I really can't figure out that swearing, italices, exclamation marks, and excessive amounts of sarcasm do not necessarily equate to humor. And I am a retard. At least that's the conclusion one might come to when reading some of my posts. Or at least that I have issues that I should probably bring to a psychiatrist. And clearly I don't recognize when others are just joking around; it is my job to get all offended by an exaggerated statement or something else that is not to be taken seriously. That's how The Hell Fire rolls!

...I've run out of steam, now. Anybody else wanna have a go at themselves? Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom