Teenager Pregnant after Swimming in Pool?

[Govinda]

People who say they get pregnant off toilet seats are jus tas bad. I mean, really, how BIG is it? bucket?

And I have seen people wanking is stranger places than pools. Sad but true. Sad.

[Storm]

People who say they get pregnant off toilet seats are jus tas bad. I mean, really, how BIG is it? bucket?

Not really a bucket. More like they've got a mutant gene which has made them evolve a hoover-like vaccuum for a vagina. Well... if Teeth could happen...

But yeah... idiot kid for trying to hide her shame with a stupid lie, and an even stupider mum for believing it. Unless her mum concieved the girl by sitting on top of a washing machine.

And I have seen people wanking is stranger places than pools. Sad but true. Sad.

In the middle of gigs for example. Shit... I may need to grab a clearblue just incase!