What do you think of tattoos?
They're okay sometimes. I prefer smaller ones and only one here and there, nothing clustered together messily.

Do you have any tattoos?
No and I most likely wouldn't.

If not, any plans of getting one in the future?
Nah because my dad has them and he regrets all of them. The designs he has are all very 60's and 70's, very drug/booze/gambling related, none of which he cares about or has cared about for years and years.


SUPER SECRET BONUS QUESTION: What should Polk get a tattoo of?
A dolphin having sex with a ship, with "squeak squeak squeak" captioning around it.