Tantalizing toilet tales.

[RamesesII]

Are you a scruncher or a folder in the toilet simple as that or do you use bush toilet paper?
How many layers do you use?
Does your toilet roll hang over or under?

I fold, I guess that goes with my compulsive personality, my roll hangs over and my layers depends on certain variables.

[Josh_R]

When I was younger I always use to scrunch, but then one day I was feeling crazy and folded. I then realized how much more convenient that it was. I able to get so much more mileage out of the paper this way.

My toilet paper hangs over as should everyone's. If yours does not you suck

[Alpha]

Scruncher and proud.

Also it must ALWAYS hang over. Or someone will hang.

Not sure what you mean by layers? My mum buys three-ply; though I'd be happy with two. If you mean how many times do I scrunch it over itself, well, it depends how much work there is to do.

Also you beat me to this thread; I was going to make it last week. Great minds and such.

[loaf]

I wipe my ass.

[Lily]

im not sure, i think i fold...

And I don't have a bog roll holder, it jsut gets left on top of the bog, or the drawers next to the bog. But other than that, over

[Tallulah]

I fold.

I also do not have a toilet roll holder. Screw came loose and it fell on the floor. I meant to stick it back on but I can't find the Polyfilla.

[Yoko]

Wait, why Am I talking about this?

I fold. It's easier.

It also hangs OVER. I don't understand people who turn it the other way. It doesn't make sense. It rips sometimes, especially when it's a big roll.

2 ply works fine.

[loaf]

Oh and the debate for the hang over or under. Usually if it hang over towards you you don't own a cat, the other way away from you is for cats.

[Yoko]

Oh and the debate for the hang over or under. Usually if it hang over towards you you don't own a cat, the other way away from you is for cats.

I have cats. This is a lie.

[Rocky]

I have never been OCD enough to care about over/under or scrunching/folding. Each one has a time and place for use.

I find this thread humorable because various "Tales of" games are considered "similar threads". This means these games probably belong in the toliet lolol

[Musashiden]

I fold. I just don't like to waste TP, and scrunching seems to me to make a lot of waste. I also get a better grip on the TP when I fold it. I neither store nor hang my TP. I just sorta leave it on the counter near the toilet for easy access.

On a side note, I hate public toilets because of the lack of free-floating TP.

EDIT: Where I come from there is no TP. My people, we have but one bunghole.

[Alpha]

TP.

Are you threatening me!?

On topic: Am I seriously the only one who scrunches? It's a way more adequate shape, and is ten times faster.

[Rowan]

Hang on a second, You talking about a scrunch wipe? Thats not very efficient and also seems a little risky. Always did the double/tripple fold and the roll should be on the outside. The inside formation is for hipsters.

[Halie]

I always fold it because I fold pretty much everything, and we very rarely hang our loo roll on the actual holder so I forget which way we normally put it. Although to be honest I think it looks tidier on the inside, but it's more convenient the other way.

Also, if I'm peeing in a public toilet I rest layers of tissue on the seat so I don't have to hover or sit on it. Because I don't want crabs...

[loaf]

I have cats. This is a lie.

I'm not lying. One way the cat will mess with it and pull all the paper down. The other way if you don't leave anything hanging the cat plays with it and it doesn't get pulled down. Worked on my cat.

[Joe]

I'm Totes a scruncher, and I never have any issues with wasting toilet paper. Just gotta keep in mind how much you might need so you don't waste any.


You Aren't Alone Alpha!

[RamesesII]

I agree with Rowan scrunching is risky what if you slip through an inevitable gap in the scrunch folding allows an adequate area to be covered therefore no mess, I haven't seen anyone comment on those toilets that squirt jet streams at your ass anyone got those?

[Joe]

My God how much mess are you people making if you have to fold in order to cover a greater area?

[RamesesII]

My God how much mess are you people making if you have to fold in order to cover a greater area?

Bhahaha An adequete area of the hand that is Joe but that did make me chuckle.

My cats have never played with the roll luckily I guess, but if it hangs under and you pull to hard the f'n roll goes everywhere then you have to spend the next 5 mins in that ungodly aroma rolling it back up although in public toilets you could just leave it for the next person.

[Unknown Entity]

I fold. Scrunching seems a little risky, and a little more unhygienic if it goes wrong. It also feels nicer, and you feel cleaner afterwards.
TMI? F**k yeah, I speek zee truth!

I prefer it if the bog roll is facing outwards too. Having it inside isn't terrible I guess, but it irks me anyway, and I'll turn it the other way.

[Judge Magistrate]

I fold, easier and safer, and an accompaniment of two ply.