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1. What is one of your favourite anime series?
Naruto.
2. Who was the last person you held hands with?
I don't remember. I asked for my dog's paw today, so I guess I held hands with him.
3. Are you outgoing or shy?
I'm not outgoing, but I'm not shy. I'm just selective as to whom I talk to.
4. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
Jesus. He will be returning at the end of days, on December 21st, 2012......... Oh shit, I missed him.
5. Are you easy to get along with?
I can be, then again, I have a tendency to be very argumentative. As long as you don't take it personally, we'll get along.
6. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
I don't drink or do drugs, because I'm awesome.
7. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Susan B. Anthony.
8. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
It depends. I had a dream that Cyclops from the X-Men was raping a three year old girl. Thinking about that kind of sex makes me uncomfortable.
9. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
I have no idea. All of my conversations are pretty stupid, and are usually about nothing.
10. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
"I fed her breakfast." It was in reference to one of my dogs.
11. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
I never have favorite songs. I just pick a random album in my car and listen to it for like three weeks straight.
12. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Yes, it feels good on my scalp, yo.
13. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
I believe in luck. Miracles can be listed in the same category.
14. What good thing happened this summer?
I got two promotions, and none of my planes crashed.
15. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yeppers.
16. Do you think there is life on other planets?
There's no evidence to support it. I won't make a definitive statement in opposition of life on other planets, but until any is discovered, I'll be doubtful.
17. Do you still talk to your first crush?
That person was such an insignificant part of my life that I have no idea who it is.
18. Do you like bubble baths?
I don't like baths in general.
19. Do you like your neighbors?
Yeah, they're cool. They keep to themselves. Exactly what good neighbors should do.
20. What are your bad habits?
I sell hardcore drugs.
21. Where would you like to travel?
The Philadelphia tri-state area. I love all the meth dealings and stabbings.
22. Do you have trust issues?
No.
23. Favorite part of your daily routine?
Getting home from work.
24. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
My temporal lobe.
25. What do you do when you wake up?
I hit the snooze on my alarm and go back to sleep for nine minutes.
26. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
I'm perfectly content with my current skin color.
27. Who are you most comfortable around?
My girlfriend.
28. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
I don't have any ex's, because I waited to find the right woman before I jumped into any romantic engagement. Maybe I'm a genius.
29. Do you ever want to get married?
Certainly.
30. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
It used to be, but I cut it and donated it to Locks Of Love. My hair was turned into a wig.
31. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
None. I'm perfectly content only being with my woman.
32. Do you play sports? What sports?
I play billiards. I guess that's a sport. It's all about angles and trajectory, and I'm pretty good with trigonometry, so it's a game I find very interesting.
33. Would you rather live without TV or music?
I'd choose music over TV.
34. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
No. If I haven't talked to somebody, that usually means I have no feelings or emotional connection towards that person.
35. What do you say during awkward silences?
Awkward things.
36. Describe your dream girl/guy?
5'4", auburn hair, sea green eyes.
37. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
Amazon's online shop.
38. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Yes, unless if you're stupid.
39. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
That I'm naturally pretty quiet.
40. Do you smile at strangers?
If I'm at work dealing with customers.
41. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
Both are very unexplored territories, and are areas that I find quite interesting, though I do believe it's a smarter idea to focus on earth before focusing on other planets or space, so I'd rather explore the oceans.
42. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
Consciousness, and a dog who won't leave me the hell alone.
43. What are you paranoid about?
Fungi and mad cow disease.
44. Have you ever been high?
Nope. Drug free since birth. Drugs are for losers.
45. Have you ever been drunk?
Never.
46. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
I don't have to hope. Barney hides bodies very well.
47. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
Maroon, the color of one of the best English wrestlers, Sir William Regal, the 2010 King Of The Ring.
48. Ever wished you were someone else?
No.
49. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
I have a weak shoulder from having it dislocated four times in four years.
50. Favourite videogame series?
Metal Gear.
51. Favourite store?
Amazon.com. Or WWEshop.com.
52. Favourite colour?
Black.
53. Favourite food?
Grilled cheese.
54. Last thing you ate?
Pizza.
55. First thing you ate this morning?
Cookies. I know, I know. Cookies and pizza. I'm so healthy!
56. Ever won a competition? For what?
I never competed for anything. I'm not competitively ambitious.
57. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
Nope.
58. Been arrested? For what?
Yes, for supposedly trespassing, even though I wasn't. I wasn't charged with anything, and I was released almost immediately, but I was still technically taken into custody, which would mean I was under arrest.
59. Ever been in love?
Yup.
60. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
No, that's a private matter.
61. Are you hungry right now?
No.
62. Do you like your online friends more than your RL friends?
No.
63. Facebook or Twitter?
Neither.
64. Names of your bestfriends?
Erica and Tommy.
65. Craving something? What?
Sleep.
66. What colour are your towels?
I don't know. They're towels. They don't really have a color. Or at least I don't notice that they have a color.
67. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four, yo.
68. Favourite animal?
Dogs.
69. What colour is your underwear?
They're like blue-ish.
70. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Both. I'm not racist.
71. Favourite ice cream flavour?
I don't like ice cream.
72. What colour shirt are you wearing?
It's like a grayish gray.
73. Favourite tv show?
WWE Monday Night Raw.
74. Favourite movie?
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
75. First person you talked to today?
My father.
76. Last person you talked to today?
My mother.
77. Name a person you hate?
I don't hate anybody.
78. Name a person you love?
Gandhi.
79. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
I am not the violent type.
80. In a fight with someone?
Never.
81. How many sweatpants do you have?
Zero. Sweatpants are ugly.
82. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
Two. Though I mostly use them to layer with my jackets during the winter. It gets cold as shit here.
83. Last movie you watched?
I watched a documentary about Paul Heyman. I guess that could count as a movie.
84. Favourite actress?
I don't have one. Women can't really act all too well.
85. Favourite actor?
Clint Eastwood.
86. Do you tan a lot?
No. I burn.
87. Have any pets?
I have three dogs.
88. How are you feeling?
My sinuses are acting up.
89. Do you type fast?
I type adequately.
90. Do you regret anything from your past?
I regret starting this never-ending survey. Just kidding.
91. Can you spell well?
Yes. It's spelled w-e-l-l.
92. Do you miss anyone from your past?
I kind of miss Bin Laden.
93. Ever been to a bonfire party?
No. I don't party.
94. Ever broken someone’s heart?
Literally, no. Figuratively, I don't think so.
95. Have you ever been on a horse?
No, but I sniffed a horse.
96. What should you be doing?
I don't have to be doing anything. This is America, and this is the only place in the world with freedom.
97. Is something irritating you right now?
No.
98. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
How can you like somebody too much, and why would positive emotions for somebody hurt? Positivity is a good thing, and personal relationships are good to have.
99. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I'm a man. Men don't cry. Crying is for women. And so is cooking and cleaning.
100. What was your childhood nickname?
The Penis.
101. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Considering that my state is the second smallest in the country, I think it would be impossible if I haven't.
102. Do you play the Wii?
I love the Wii.
103. Are you listening to music right now?
No.
104. Do you like Chinese food?
I would rather hang myself than eat Chinese food. It is absolutely vile.
105. Favourite book?
Any of the seven Dark Tower books by Stephen King. They're all great.
106. Are you afraid of the dark?
No.
107. Are you mean?
Some people think so, but those people simply confuse honesty with meanness.
108. Is cheating ever okay?
Nope, not in education or romance. You either do your work, or you fail. Or you either be loyal, or you amicably separate.
109. Can you keep white shoes clean?
No, which is why I will never have white shoes.
110. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure.
111. Do you believe in true love?
Sure.
112. Are you currently bored?
Sure.
113. What makes you happy?
Sure.
Oh, sorry. I got into a groove. Anyway, pudding makes me happy. And applesauce. And jellybeans... As long as they're raw jellybeans. I don't like that cooked crap.
114. Would you change your name?
No.
115. What your zodiac sign?
Cancer.
116. Do you like subway?
I neither like subways or Subway sandwiches.
117. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
My best friend of the opposite sex should like me. It would be weird if she hated me. She wouldn't exactly be my best friend then.
118. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
You asked this already!
119. Favourite lyrics right now?
I don't know.
120. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
Closed. I don't like my dogs roaming at night.
121. How tall are you?
Tall enough to be awesome. Which is 5'9".
122. Curly or Straight hair?
I have wavy hair.
123. Brunette or Blonde?
Both are alright.
124. Summer or Winter?
Winter.
125. Night or Day?
They're both alright.
126. Favourite month?
November.
127. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
White chocolate.
128. Tea or Coffee?
Iced tea.
129. Was today a good day?
I made money, so yes.
130. Mars or Snickers?
Snickers.
131. What’s one of your favourite quotes?
“What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.” --Albert Pike. I believe in the concept of philanthropy, and I believe that helping people, animals, the environment, or whatever your cause is, far exceeds personal goals.
132. Do you believe in ghosts?
I didn't, until I had an encounter with my girlfriend's dead cousin. It wasn't scary or anything. I played pool with him.
133. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
It's a phone book. Page 42. Eastern Haulers Llc.
Also, I appreciate the Jackie Robinson reference. He was a great ball player, and his presence in the game at the time completely revolutionized baseball.
Originally Posted by from the CPC8
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