Sometimes You Need Some Rhymes

[Halie]

I decided to put this in GC so ya'lls would actually read it.

Hey everyone, it's Halie and Alpha,
We've noticed a bit of anthropomortha.
The forum has been sad,
And it ain't because che has been scantily clad.
People have been bit,
So we're here to say it.

There's nothing to divide us,
Yet we're all to blame,
Yes, more or less.
Stop taking aim
At one-another.
We should be more like
A surrogate mother.

Admit it, you dislike
When things get petty
So a virtual hungrer strike
Of electronic poetry
Is what we decided
Would make us undivided.

It has a purpose,
It has a meaning.
Don't be comatose,
Instead be gleaning
That this is about
All the in-fighting
Singling-out
Igniting
Talking behind backs
And subtle attacks.

We wanted to do something
(We want to bring us back together)
So we began accumulating
(But we're not sure whether)
Communicating
(People will band together)
Illuminating

Get over this petty bullshit
We need to recommit
We love the forum
It's no good divided
Poetic truth serum
We want it re-united.

We wrote poetry
All about you and me
A poem for you solely
But togeter, a jubilee.

Dranzer is giving me the third degree
I think he is coming on to me
That’s right, he is so gay!
And we say he should stay
<3

Rowan may be an Australien
But he is not an alien
But he is still not a Kiwi
This poem in plural is raci

Martin, not martian
Even though he’s now Australian.
Leave of absence to get learned
Now he has returned:
Proof that he’s inseparable from Cilla
and all of us gorilla.

Gypsy Elder
Tipsy welder
Kisses cheeks
Mrs. Alpha

Halie Alley
In my mind I say ‘Hayley’
But if I said that to my pally
I’d be kicked bi-daily
So I won’t dilly-dally
You’re hot like an Israeli

Heartless Angel is as negligent
As my prose is excellent
His language can be decadent
But I still won Most Intelligent

I’m pretty sure he’s atheist
Or was he an anaesthetist?
He must have a list
For all of the –ist
He uses as an allegorist

Michael Swayne
Insane in the membrane.
He’s going to mention this in his journal
That he writes as a lieutenant-colonel.
The nicest guy you will ever meet
You should help his balance sheet
He rides a bike
Unlike the Third Reich
Ooh, guffaw
That’s Godwin’s Law

Next up is NikkiLinkle
I can’t get another alien reference
To make her wrinkle
As would be my preference

To me do you talk, on MSN
Although I’m snide, you’re very nice
‘Round the clock, time and again
So be my bride, just name your price

Ryu-Kentoshii
Hirokima, your name
is half a haiku

seanb, ah oui
A good guitarist is he
He plays and he plays
With all his delays
I am a devotee

Soldier#819 probably wants a haiku
But that was spent on Ryu-Kentoshu
He sits on the bench
In the forum drama
Here’s bad French
J’ai maintenant affirmà
You, are not, a wench!

There was a young man named che
Halie has already written this lyric
Why is he in 2 groups aye?
This poem is now alphanumeric

The Goddamned Clint Eastwood
For short, GDCE
Perennially misunderstood
May we foresee
A large packaged good
For the enemies of the GDEAA

RagnaToad,
A Belgian load.
How’s life in Leuven,
With its ring road?

I hear it’s Heaven?
Lots of bread-leaven.
Old buildings and beer,
And a bar to make jealous Kevin

You are the premier
Poet extraordinaire.
I feel inadequate;
A failed Edward Lear

Alpha is a stand-up guy
Who’s never whiny or weepy
I want to bear the fruit of his loins
I hope that’s not too creepy

Block, I hear your name is Andy
And that is really dandy
I also hear in real life, you’re che’s friend
And not many hours on TFF you spend

There’s a guy on the forum named che
And boy, his posts are really funny
He always uses innuendo
No! In your end-o!

Now let’s talk about that HUNK
I hear likes dancing to funk
He lives in a place called North Carolina
His sword fighting skills are really fine-a!

Joe is a guy who we all know
He’s got the money, he’s got the dough
In ’09 he won nicest male member
He’s a guy we’ll always remember

loaf is one tasty slice
His posts are as cold as ice
Notice I used a lower case letter,
I did this because loaf likes it better

What can I say about Lococolt04?
His hair is big, with curls galore
He manages a game store
As well as TFF, forevermore

Now it’s time for Meier Link
His posts are gonna make you think
He’s a brilliant dad
His kids are really rad

Zerobanshee is a sailor
From a placed called Little Creek
He doesn’t look like Zachary Taylor
And his posts are really chic

Nix is from the land of ire
A place where there’s no order
He’d rather live in the shire
Where one does not simply walk to Mordor

Pete is a cool guy from Queens
He can drink a lot of beer
His smile glistens and gleans
When he walks in a room, the people cheer

Polk is a bloke
Who knows how to joke
He’s popular with the folk
And likes to drink coke

R. Kyra’s into aviation
Someday she’ll fly across the nation
She’s a blonde bombshell
Une beauté est elle

Rhapsoblarg is from Montreal
Where his occupation is Jesus
He’s vice-president to the GDEAA
That makes him a genius

There once was a boy named Robbo
Who came from Great Britain
He lived somewhere over the rainbow
Of which he was smitten

A popular guy, that Rocky
Getting along with him isn't hard
He’s kind and funny, not cocky
Remind me to give him
A Valentine’s Day card

Cheesevixen.
I’m fixin’
For you.
I’m missin’
All of you.
I’m wishin’
To be with you.
Adieu.

Dodie16 is the nicest
And the choicest
Girl that I did ever
Endeavour.
I think Tele likes Dodie
Just as much as he likes MLPony
But I don’t blame him
She’s quite the seraphim

DragonHeart
Please impart
All that
Makes you smart
Unrivalled writer
Literary mitre
With each word
The world is brighter

Freya the rat
Puts out a welcome mat
For all the new members
She always remembers.
Selfless is she, with a bass
She wields with exquisite grace

Hyzenthlay
I can’t rhyme this
Because I don’t know
How it’s pronounced.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Hyzenthlay,
You’d be nice to bump into

Lily, beautiful filly
Really chirpily
Writing simile
Desultorily

OceanEyes28
This poem is easy to write 38
As long as I end each line with 8
Besides, you already have 48
A poem written 58
Exclusively for you 68
Oh alright
The fact is that I like
Your metabolic rate
Is that not sexy enough?
It’s only off the cuff

She’s mysterious and aloof
Who holds the burden of proof?
A dedicated gamer
Never a flamer
Can you guess yet?
Broken a cold sweat?
Lost your sense of identity?
Stop panicking!
It’s Unknown Entity

Tiffany, I see
A good woman is she
She’s married, oh married
Eternally gloried
Who would disagree?

Victoria
Euphoria
Aria
Crematoria
Phantasmagoria

I want to remind you
Why we did this
We thought you were due
A little bit of bliss.
Everyone here is as equally cool
No matter who you hang out with
Provided no one is cruel
It's time to do away with
Any lingering feeling
Of division
And start revealing
A new edition.


So yeah. We hope this made you laugh. Or at least smile. Or even this face ===>

[Merlin]

When I first came to TFF I was working at a dead-end job while going to college. Whenever there were no customers some of my co-workers would start freestylin'. I wasn't good at coming up with lyrics off the top of my head, but I had mad skills at stainless steel counter drums.

That was pretty interesting to read through. We just need to lay down a beat yo.

[Rhaps]

This made me smile, and it usually takes some off key .gif image to make me smile. I concur with Merlin, we need some beats behind this. We can even do shitty dubstep breakdown at the Ryu-Kentoshii haiku.

Funfact: I'm not from Montreal.

[Polk]

And likes to drink coke

Lies and slander. You'll be hearing from my attorney.

His name is Bernie.

One time he won a golf tourney.

And he comes from the Illinois town of Gurnee.

[Alpha]

I apologise if some of my ones are kinda shit. I ran out of motivation half way.

Fruit of my loins indeed, haha.

[Martin]

I'm quite the fan of mine! Mainly because you referred to everyone as gorilla, partly because it's all true. A nice peace offering too!

[Halie]

You're right, we should totally make a beat for it. I'm thinking something cheesy, like Michael Jackon's Black or White, and then we can even include a rap in the middle about world peace.

@Viral: Agh! Your Location is misleading!

@Polk: I do apologise, I thought "drinking" coke would be less slanderous than "snorting" xD.

@Alpha: Yep. Hope you don't mind! Your seed is mine to bear.



@Martin: I mentioned we had something cool brewing, eh? haha.

[OceanEyes28]

Late, ate, fate, skate, mate, consummate, consolidate, considerate, exfoliate, infuriate, expectorate, repudiate, inundate, surrogate

etc

Does this help?78

(nice rhymes, dudes <3)

[Martin]

Late, ate, fate, skate, mate, consummate, consolidate, considerate, exfoliate, infuriate, expectorate, repudiate, inundate, surrogate

etc

Does this help?78

(nice rhymes, dudes <3)

Not to mention late, sate, plate, interrogate, subjugate, estimate, interstate..

[Dranzer]

Both of you forgot 'procreate'; disappointing. ;P

That was cute, mine was especially cute. I loved how you incorporated the:

<3

[NikkiLinkle]

Lol awesome guys! You want me to be your bride? Both of you? OK! There's no need for a price, my love for you guys is free!

[Taco-Calamitous]

I guess the only two notable things about me are that I love MLP and Dodie16. Jee, thanks, guys

Nah, just kidding. That was cute. Appreciate that you put Dodie and my part together <3 Good job on trying the solidarity thing. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Hobaginator]

warned post. Content removed.

[che]

First of all I'm not your friend, so stop lookin at me
Second of all, I'm not a rapper, so stop rappin at me.

[Hobaginator]

My rhymes are too immaculate
Meyer Link just ain't havin' it.

[RamesesII]

That was probably the most engaging post I have read since I joined TFF thanks for the uplift.

Reminds me of the series Flight of the Concords.

'I am the hip-hip hippopotamus my lyrics are bottomless..........