The Nightmare has Become the Reality

[Sinister]

So in a sci-fi/horror twist, I come back only to learn that Alpha has created a machine that absorbs people's souls and TFF accounts and which is now dubbed the Hippy Bitch machine.

2011 is now known in TFF history as The Year of the Hippy-Bitch Machine. My questions are as follows: Is this a sign of social progress or regress? How does this affect the Global Economic Downturn and is it possibly a bold new face of Socialism ala McCarthyism?

Was it in fact the cause of half of the catastrophes of late and can it possibly be blamed for everything terrible that will happen in the new year of 2012? Is it in fact an actual machine or was it a newly evolved STD? Was it the reason that Herman Cain withdrew from the 2012 American Presidential Election? And can anyone explain what in blue-raspberry hell is going on?

Your thoughts?


EDIT:
*crickets chirp* Awright, **** ya'll then. I'll find out.

-Sin