The Nightmare has Become the Reality

[Sinister]

So in a sci-fi/horror twist, I come back only to learn that Alpha has created a machine that absorbs people's souls and TFF accounts and which is now dubbed the Hippy Bitch machine.

2011 is now known in TFF history as The Year of the Hippy-Bitch Machine. My questions are as follows: Is this a sign of social progress or regress? How does this affect the Global Economic Downturn and is it possibly a bold new face of Socialism ala McCarthyism?

Was it in fact the cause of half of the catastrophes of late and can it possibly be blamed for everything terrible that will happen in the new year of 2012? Is it in fact an actual machine or was it a newly evolved STD? Was it the reason that Herman Cain withdrew from the 2012 American Presidential Election? And can anyone explain what in blue-raspberry hell is going on?

Your thoughts?


EDIT:
*crickets chirp* Awright, **** ya'll then. I'll find out.

-Sin

[Tallulah]

I don't know about conspiracy theories, but I find the whole thing funny, and a little confusing, trying to work out who's who.

Best thing to do is to look in the "Hey, I'm changing my name!" thread, to see if they posted "Can you change my name to [whoever] to Alrha?" to try and figure it out... :/

[Halie]

I know which one Aerif is, 'cause he was the first one to do it I think and I go used to it. Now two others have jumped on the bandwagon (that I know of) and I keep getting them confused, so I have to try and figure it out from their older posts. I wonder how many types of those avatars actually exist lol.

[Pete]

I say we keep TFF in it's archaic roots, where not everyone is coddled and special, or emo and all "cut my life into pieces". Back when being awesome was merit based, and fools were ridiculed.

Some people just ain't shit, and it should be known.

Oh how I miss the good ole days.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Your thoughts?

I like it. It's obnoxious.

I can tell who each of them are. I couldn't right away, but from reading a few of their posts and seeing their join dates, yeah. Although I got mixed up on Michael Swayne and R Kyra a few times, since they both joined this year and I don't think either has a signature. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Sinister]

I've got it figured out by now... Or well, I have to check and recheck which one is which. It's all so...well it's a little disturbing... Kind of like Mirror Mirror, yet times two.


-Sin

[NikkiLinkle]

I was just thinking about this and this is what I got. Albha (b), Aldha (d), Alpha (p), Alqha (q). If you flip and rotate these letters, they look the same! I'm not very intellectual, so I don't know what this means, if it means anything at all? All I know is that this is a part of that thing that Alpha was recruiting people for. But I have no idea what it is!

[loaf]

My thoughts? This is retarded.

[che]

I say we keep TFF in it's archaic roots, where not everyone is coddled and special, or emo and all "cut my life into pieces". Back when being awesome was merit based, and fools were ridiculed.

Some people just ain't shit, and it should be known.

Oh how I miss the good ole days.

And another thing, they will never KNOW they aren't shit, and therefor won't change anything and will continue to be shitty because of the safety net of rules to protect their feelings.

That disturbs me.

For the record, I didn't read anyone's post in this thread except Pete's. Not trying to make a point except I probably read it out of context as a standalone idea.

[Sinister]

My thoughts? This is retarded.

Get counseling, don't worry about it, move on with your life...

-Sin

[loaf]

You need counseling because of what was said, nothing crazy has happened this year.

[Sinister]

I was just thinking about this and this is what I got. Albha (b), Aldha (d), Alpha (p), Alqha (q). If you flip and rotate these letters, they look the same! I'm not very intellectual, so I don't know what this means, if it means anything at all? All I know is that this is a part of that thing that Alpha was recruiting people for. But I have no idea what it is!

b d p q...

It's obviously some kind of ****ing Masonic code.

Big Dolphins Past Quota?

Better Daiquiri Per Quaff?

Butt Ducks Plug Quarter?

This mystery continues...

-Sin

[SOLDIER #819]

I find it more fun to imagine that they are just different personae of the original Alpha. The posts, VNs between one another... everything. It's all just one big inner monologue. In due time I expect to find out that this isn't limited to Al_ha handles and that about half of TFF is now Alpha.

Likewise, che is the other half and was sent here by Anonymous.