Soggy Sayo

[RamesesII]

What were some of the stupid teenager games you used to play when you went to parties.

I never went to parties I had no friends and my parents were to strict.

But don't let me stop you from divulging your deep dark secrets.

Did you play spin the bottle, soggy sao(haha).

[Lily]

what the **** is soggy sayo?

[Michael Swayne]

what the **** is soggy sayo?

I have heard of it, and that it was not very fun. I won't describe.

Anyway, I would go off to college in the summer when I was a teenager. I brought along my set of Jenga: Truth of Dare for us to play. That was always entertaining. The townhouse we lived in would compete against the others in all sorts of silly games. The one most in my memory was called Mafia. We would sit in a circle, and some of us would be mafia members and kill the non-mafia players. Then, there was a detective, and a nurse. The detective could ask "God" whether another player was mafia or not. The nurse would save one person from being killed. Then, we would decide who to get rid of. As you don't know who anyone was, we would have to kill someone to get the number down. So, every round two people would leave the game.

The point of the game is to either kill the non-mafia people, or the mafia people; depending on what side you were on.

[Pete]

There were pretty much two types of parties we had as teens. Supervised and unsupervised. Unsupervised were like any normal party, beer, drugs and general stupidity.

Supervised were pretty much the opposite, pizza, chips, soda and more than likely videogames and people playing cards and shit like uno.

And soggy sayo is the same thing as ookie cookie. A bunch of dudes stand in a circle around a cookie and jack it, aiming their loads at the cookie. The last person to "unload" has to eat the cookie.

I've honestly never heard or anyone playing this game... ever. It was always just a dumb highschool rumor.

[Dodie16]

Ohgawdohgawdohgawdoh....GAWD. Why can't I just be blissfully unaware of things like soggy sayo and ookie cookie? The last remaining shred of my innocence has been shaaaatteeeeered.

I participated in "Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board" once. We got it to work, and were soooo freaking amazed when it happened. Just like giddy 11 and 12 year old girls should be about things of that nature. Other than that, parties usually had some kind of silly string fights, flashlight tag, and movies.

[nix]

I hear Che is the soggy sayo champion of North America.. True story..

[Taco-Calamitous]

We would play video games, eat snacks, drink soda, find weird stuff online, watch movies, do madlibs, sit around and talk... We had "Dark Talk" in which we'd discuss "serious stuff," (relationships, crushes, school drama, video games, hopes and dreams, life and death, etc.) weird dreams, nightmares, generally with the lights low, right before going to sleep. We weren't very interesting. We did go down to the park to beat each other up sometimes (sparring matches.) Once we did that at someone's house too, I guess. Oh yeah, we'd also sing sometimes if someone brought a guitar, because most of us were choir geeks and could sing.

I still hang out with those guys, actually, and a lot of it is the same. Subject matters have matured when we talk, we also drink, and we do "One Word Stories." They're my favorite peoples. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[RamesesII]

I hear Che is the soggy sayo champion of North America.. True story..

This is true I was there.

@Pete - So not true I am sure there is a group of sexually disorientated boys out thete who tried it.

Also its spelt sao not sayo

[Alpha]

We call that soggy biscuit (because wtf is a sao?)... and I'm pretty sure no one ever played it.

[Josh_R]

The parties we used to have were always field parties. No supervision what so ever. So we played whatever we possibly could. The only one I played quite a bit was just a little beer pong here and there.

[Rocky]

It's always best to be 2nd to last on the soggy biscuit game. You dont want to be too gay by blowing your load first because that looks suspicious, but if you're last, well that's not good either.

A game of great patience and stamina it is!

[Polk]

Whatever happened to the good old days when dudes would just stand in a circle and jerk off without any pressure? And why do you have to ruin a perfectly good cookie?

Kids these days. Everything has to be a competition.

[RamesesII]

Whatever happened to the good old days when dudes would just stand in a circle and jerk each other off without any pressure? And why do you have to ruin a perfectly good cookie?

Kids these days. Everything has to be a competition.

Wait WHAT!

And this is a Sao I thought you would know Alpha shame on you.
There is more room on a sao then on an ordinary cookie trust me I know.



The worst thing when playing this game is being inaccurate, nothing worse then missing the target or getting jizz in the eye. Winner = Accuracy