I just went shopping.
So I'm snowed in, its icey with like 8 inches of snow on the ground outside and I drive a Honda Prelude. I'm searching around my house for anything that looks yummy because nobody delivers at 11:00PM where I live(and uh...wouldn't want to be a **** anyway: "Here, drive through some snow to deliver me a pizza." [But I would have tipped him/her well]) ANYWAY.
So yeah, there I am. Ate my last package of ramen last night. I see two chicken taquitos left in the freezer. Eh. Wouldn't fill me up anyway. So I'm really digging now, because my stomach is hating itself, and I open up this sack in the fridge just in case. What do I find? A ****ing steak I bought a couple days ago that I forgot about! HOLY SHIT.
I love you all.
"But your grill is outside, Che. You idiot! Bahahaha "
NOPE. INDOOR GEORGE FORMAN SUP.
Last edited by che; 01-19-2011 at 10:04 PM.
I just went shopping.
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For the record, I would bet even if you didnt have the foreman, you would fire it up outside just for the steak....smoke a spliff and forget all about it
PS. Where the **** do you live? I'm up in Canada and we're not even getting hit hard? c'mon now!
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call me George Foreman cause I'm selling everybody grills.
and you call yourself "che" in your head? wtf is wrong with you take your meds kid
EDIT: AND you use smileys too what the hell, someone get this kid to the funny farm
Last edited by Rocky; 01-19-2011 at 11:39 PM.
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my bad I completely feel stupid now. I wasn't reading it right and I thought you were speaking to yourself in quotes instead of it actually being someone else talking to you through quotes. Same thing with making tff smileys in your head, because honestly that would be ****ed up.
Disregard my original post, I am drunk and suck cocks.
EDIT: I've never been snowed in before but I've caused a cold front when I take a deep breath
Last edited by Rocky; 01-19-2011 at 11:56 PM.
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hahas, updated July 28th (oldie but goodie!):
tHe ChOsEn
rJ floW
.EcKS.
Lionhart2001 aka Pete
LocoColt04
Telegraph aka Calamity Taco
Neo Necron
OceanEyes28
Usagy
This is why bitches love me
Human crack in the flesh, im the last of the best, one word to describe me? Spectacular yes"-Juelz Santana-
I am glad that che did not die of starvation. I have a feeling that would have been unpleasant for him.
I like steak.
One time all I had to eat was bread and cheese, and I didn't realize it until I wanted to eat. That was a sad day. Anyhoo...
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Oh my gosh... Being snowed in is terrible, especially if that snow turns to thick sheets of solid ice. I remember a while back when I was in junior high, there was a really bad ice storm that knocked out power in practically the whole town. Since I lived out in the country, it took longer for my family's house to get our electricity back... Worst winter break ever.
Haven't had that happen since. *knocks on wood*
Oh, and hooray for steak and smilies!
Last edited by Dodie16; 01-20-2011 at 01:30 AM.
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I came into this thread expecting some sort of sexy che story.
I was only mildly disappointed.
Let's go into the "archives" in "Washington D.C." and find out how people "masturbated" in the "roaring 20's."
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Its snowing here right now. We got the left overs of your BS snow Che.
For here to get snowed in doesn't take much at all. About 3-4 inches to be exact. I know it doesn't sound like a lot but the thing everyone misses when I tell them that is the fact that there is about 1-2 inches of pure ICE under that snow. And as the sun comes and goes the ice only gets thicker and slicker.
I can do anything in 12" or more of only snow but ICE thats a whole different story.
And rJ when I say ICE I am not talking about what you have pictured in your sig. No need to get your hopes up!
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I've never been completely snowed in. It snowed quite a lot here in November/December, and in some places it was way over ankle high. It was a lot of fun to go out in for me and my brother, as he got the day off college and... well, "no work today..." for me, but I feel sorry for everyone we saw making the attempt to get to work. Not to mention the older people who were definitely snowed in. =(
For me, there's no such thing as "snowed in". If it snows, you can bet I'll be out in the thick of it and enjoying it while it lasts. I ****ing hate summer.
Only time I don't like going out during cold/snowy weather is during the aftermath; when the snow has turned to ice on the roads and pavements. It's like London becomes a ice skiing rink, which would be fun if it wasn't for the cars hogging up all the space and running people down. o.o
We were more or less snowed in for a few days after this past Christmas. We had gotten about 20 inches, and our genius mayor had decided not to call it a snow emergency. That would have allowed for the mobilization of many, many more plows and salt trucks...
It took them 4 days to plow my road out, so I was super pissed. Other than that, we don't really get snowed in.
I'm glad you didn't die, che. Who else would I celebrate my same exact bday with?
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We didn't get all that much snow here, but the little snow we did get quickly froze. Good thing for me I drove the 4-Wheeler to work. Oh how fun it was to do donut's in the McDonald's parking lot.
I have been snowed in only one time that I can remember. We ran out of all the essentials(milk, bread). It was a flash snow storm, and no one was ready. I walked my happy ass to the grocery store up the road, and got some shit. Luckily they were open.
My friend said that you can add more flavor into your steak if you cook it with beer poured onto it. I haven't tried it, but you should!
It snowed a few days before I returned to my univ and it snowed again just yesterday. Luckily, all the schools closed down so I can sleep in, haha. The schools here will close down for anything!
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