So there I was

[che]

So I'm snowed in, its icey with like 8 inches of snow on the ground outside and I drive a Honda Prelude. I'm searching around my house for anything that looks yummy because nobody delivers at 11:00PM where I live(and uh...wouldn't want to be a **** anyway: "Here, drive through some snow to deliver me a pizza." [But I would have tipped him/her well]) ANYWAY.

So yeah, there I am. Ate my last package of ramen last night. I see two chicken taquitos left in the freezer. Eh. Wouldn't fill me up anyway. So I'm really digging now, because my stomach is hating itself, and I open up this sack in the fridge just in case. What do I find? A ****ing steak I bought a couple days ago that I forgot about! HOLY SHIT.

I love you all.

"But your grill is outside, Che. You idiot! Bahahaha "

NOPE. INDOOR GEORGE FORMAN SUP.