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    Sir I need you to turn around place your hands behind your back and kiss the hood of my car.

    What the heck ran through your head the first time you had a run in with a law enforcement officer because you violated a law in some way?

    What did you do to have such a run in with Mr. Policeman (or woman)?

    What were your parents reactions after said run in?

    What was the worst thing you have done that required law enforcement agencies to get involved?

    I really haven't had to many run ins with the law. For some reason I have a bad problem of moving and not changing my address with the DMV so I rarely get my renewal notifications for my tag renewals.

    I went almost three months with my tag being out of date. Also come to find out as I was in a panic to find my insurance verification card, it was a day expired and it was a holiday weekend so the insurance agencies and tag agencies were closed for 2 days.

    In Oklahoma you have 2 days to get your tag and provide proof of insurance, I found this out as the cop wrote me two tickets. I was freaking out because withe the holiday and it being the weekend there was no way to get to the court house either.

    I was young and nieave; there is a grace day built in for such rare occurrences. I paid my fines and got the tag renewed.

    I was mad at first but while sitting there in my car I realized that it was no one else's fault but my own. The police officer was just doing his job.

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    Registered User Sir I need you to turn around place your hands behind your back and kiss the hood of my car. Kaiden's Avatar
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    Re: Sir I need you to turn around place your hands behind your back and kiss the hood of my car.

    There were lots of times I ran away during high school. I never actually got caught though; track team was good for something.


    As for my first experience getting cuffed and put in a car. I was a freshman at college, and we were going out to the bars for something, don't really remember what it was for. Anyways, long story short we ending up waiting in a public parking lot for like 20-30 minutes for a friend. Someone called the Cops thinking we were drug dealers. Most of my friends got their drugs taken and were given warnings. I was cuffed and put in the cop car for a fake ID... I sat in the cop car for like an hour, till they did a background check or something. When everything checked out, I got a ticket and a ride back to College. Also got written up by the College... it was a bad night.

    Only other time I was actually scared of going to jail was like 2 years ago. I was the DD for a couple friends. I got pulled over and the Cop asked the usual, then started to go into how they had a string of robberies that night and that my car matched the one that the robbers were using. Within 5 minutes I had the whole Village Police force hanging around my car. The only thing that got me off was having dry pants. Apparently the last cop to show up chased the robbers through like 3 feet of snow.


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    Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
    Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
    Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?
    [They go up to the car.]
    Driver: Sorry about the...
    Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
    [The man gives him his license.]
    Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
    Driver: [laughing] Sorry.
    Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
    Driver: Oh, no.
    Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
    [Foster stares at him.]
    Foster: All right meow, where were we?
    Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
    Foster: Am I saying meow?
    Driver: I thought...
    Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
    [The man laughs.]
    Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
    Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.
    Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
    [The man is uncontrollably laughing.]
    Foster: You stop laughing right meow!
    Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.
    Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
    [Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]
    Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
    [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]
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    Re: Sir I need you to turn around place your hands behind your back and kiss the hood of my car.

    I can't really remember me getting pulled over in my first car at all, I think I kept a low profile or something lol. When I got my second car, I was getting pulled over a lot more often because I was a lot more stupid driving around. The first time I got pulled over, I was leaving school with my music turned up when I passed by a stopped car looking the other direction. He ended up pulling out infront of like all of my schoolmates and sped up just to catch me. I was nervous as all hell and the guy wasn't too helpful because he pulled me over for being "too loud." Apparently the guy served over in Iraq and lost 25% of his hearing, but could still hear my music all the way on top of the hill where he first saw me. He gave me a verbal warning and sent me on my way. At that time I realized that the $500 I dropped in my stuff was worth every penny And no I don't think I ever told my parents about it lol, they'd take all my shit out of the car themselves if they found out
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    Re: Sir I need you to turn around place your hands behind your back and kiss the hood of my car.

    My first time getting stopped? I didn't do anything illegal, he suspected of me being drunk for some reason. I knew he was going to pull me over so I tried to get rid of him by taking a left turn and doing it before a car comes but the cop did the same thing. Pulled me over, had my friends in the car, just told us to go home.

    First time I got a ticket? I was speeding like usual and a cop finally got me. I just said whatever, my folks laughed at me. Worse I've done? Going 95 in Medium/Heavy Traffic 12 miles outside of a small town on the outskirts of Las Vegas.
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    Registered User Sir I need you to turn around place your hands behind your back and kiss the hood of my car. kupo's Avatar
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    Re: Sir I need you to turn around place your hands behind your back and kiss the hood of my car.

    first time getting pulled over - my registration tag was out of date when i was 20.

    first time dealing with a cop - when i was 19, i got in the middle of a 4 car accident (not bad) and i got a ticket for...something stupid...dont remember what but it was dumb. whats funny is that the middle aged woman who called the cops (it really wasn't necessary) got 3 tickets for various violations. the guy who initially caused the accident drove off

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    Death Before Dishonor Sir I need you to turn around place your hands behind your back and kiss the hood of my car. Josh_R's Avatar
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    Re: Sir I need you to turn around place your hands behind your back and kiss the hood of my car.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meier Link View Post
    What the heck ran through your head the first time you had a run in with a law enforcement officer because you violated a law in some way?
    I thought my life was ruined, and that I was f*cked.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meier Link View Post
    What did you do to have such a run in with Mr. Policeman (or woman)?
    It was labor day weekend, and me and buddy were hotboxing a blunt. We came up on a road block. My friend was driving. I told him to stop and turn around that it was a block. He said no its cool man. We had plenty of time, but no he didn't. I through the blunt out the window a half a mile down the road, and opened the windows. My friend refused to open his. We got to the cop, he said license, and immediately stopped, and said where the f*ck is the weed. I told my friend to ask the cop if he was in trouble before he stepped out, or if any charges might be brought, He didn't ask, and as soon as he stepped out the cop arrested him for PI. I said I wouldn't get out if I was gonna be charged. They said I wouldn't if I told the truth. So I told em I was high, and I got to go home.

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