sammiches.... a tutorial.

[midgetbob]

<3 <3 <3

Personally I like wheat bread, but she forgot to check on that shit. Along with I prefer provolone, but she did say yummy cheese, so... she obviously already checked with hers.

and here we go... for the lulz:

[Polk]

Turkey is superior to roast beef. Yeah I said it.

[loaf]

Bacon > All

[Che]

Have you guys ever tried a wolfdick sandwich?

[Josh_R]

I second what Loaf said. Nothing beats Bacon.

[ZantetsukeN]

Chicken, Bacon and Cheese with a little bit of woodsmoke BBQ sauce beats all other options.

[Rhaps]

Ok, to put this in order
BACON> Roast Beef > Turkey
Turkey is the gay cousin of ham. . . . .
And yes, you will be beaten severely if my sandwich is improperly made. WHY AIN'T YE BAREFOOT?! YOU FOOKIN' HURR! *smack smack*
. . . . . .she messed up my sammich last week, sorry you had to see that . . . . .

[GypsyElder]

<3 <3 <3

Panera Bread Bob, PANERA BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha.

I'm a fan of everything but roast beef actually. I have to really be in the mood for it. Most of the time, when I order any sandwich, it's usually ham or turkey and some kind of cheese. When I go to Panera I usually get ham and Swiss on rye, which is strange because I usually am not a fan of rye.

[Jin]

Roast beef is blah, Turkey sucks in all its incarnations other than lunch and meat, chicken is superior to both of them, ham is superior-er and bacon is superior-ist, but should only be used in congruence with any of the aforementioned meats. BLTs are stupid.

End of thread.

[Pete]

I love the fact that she wants to make her man a sammich, and knows the repercussions of making a shitty sandwich.

I think she could be a lot hotter if she didn't try to rock the whole Japanese/ emo thing.

I like my sammiches made out of leftovers. Meatloaf and muenster with onions and bbq sauce, or chicken cutlets with the same.


If she went for the whole "normal" looking girl thing, she could make me a sammich any day.

[Furore]

Recently I've taken to a sammich consisting of sour dough bread topped with a slightly bloody steak or chicken snitzel and at least two varieties of cheese.
Good stuff.

Well prepared steak > Everything else.

[RamesesII]

Have you guys ever tried a wolfdick sandwich?

No I usually like wolfdick by it's self.

I like subway sandwiches not that I would call that style a sandwhich anyhoo

I am all homo with my sangers I like heaps of salad, thinly cut roast beef topped with triple smoked ham with either dijonaise or bbq sauce, cheese, tomato(with salt and pepper), beetroot, cucumber and lettuce.

My missus doesn't get a whopping because I and I alone can perfect my sandwiches, I went through a stage where I was making a double layer sandwich with bread pfft I know pretty lame but it was good.

Plus I like hamburger better

[midgetbob]

Panera Bread Bob, PANERA BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha.

That goes without saying, obviously. Our unhealthy, yet surprisingly bodily healthy, obsession with Panera can't be taken away


Also, I laughed a lot when I read the sign behind her that she has taped to the door.

[OceanEyes28]

I do not find this girl funny. Just creepy and annoying.

But then, I don't think jokes about getting beat for making a man a bad sandwich are ever funny. "Ha ha I'm an unstable dickhead ha ha"

I do like sandwiches, though. Thick slices of extra sharp cheddar, avocado, maybe some bacon, maybe some turkey...

Salmon BLT. Pulled pork bbq sandwich. Black and blue burger. Banana peanut butter.

[Jin]

Banana peanut butter

Woah. You just recreated my childhood.

[Block]

<3 <3 <3

personally i like wheat bread, but she forgot to check on that shit. Along with i prefer provolone, but she did say yummy cheese, so... She obviously already checked with hers.

And here we go... For the lulz:

skirt.

[Zargabaath]

I wouldn't be surprised if this girl had videos for bedroom "etiquette" for those same girls who don't know how to make their man a . . . "sammich". For this girl, if I was one of those guys she describes that would be their girl down for making a crummy . . . "sammich", she would've been beaten into the ground like The Beast pounding Sing's head into the floorboard (Kung Fu Hustle).

WHERE IS MY DELI MUSTARD?!

Good cheese? I'm picky about my cheese; I tend to prefere Italian cheese. She betta have mozerrella.

Roast beef? I want roast beef? You're right that I don't want turkey, but roast beef. Wench ya betta have some salami, capicola, prosciutto, pastrami, or mortadella!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!! I love meatloaf but I've never had in . . . "sammich" form.

Bacon is good to add on to a . . . "sammich" but I gotta have it fatty and not crispy. She is also forgot my lettuce, onions and occasionaly tomatoes, she is not a master . . . "sammich" maker.

[T.G. Oskar]

Bread...? Bread? Bread!? BREAD!?!??!

Bread is for pansies!

How about something unique, exhilarating? Like...two fried chicken patties instead of bread? Or, a sandwich made from two mashed, fried plantains and a real steak, with cheese and lettuce and sauteed onions and sauteed bell peppers and...

No, honest, this thing is real. I actually ate one, albeit homemade, since the tactic is rather easy to accomplish. It was with a real steak and everything!

So yeah...down with bread! Long live sammiches made of anything but bread! Flatbread! Fried Plaintains! Fried Chicken Patties!

[Che]

Bread...? Bread? Bread!? BREAD!?!??!

Bread is for pansies!

How about something unique, exhilarating? Like...two fried chicken patties instead of bread? Or, a sandwich made from two mashed, fried plantains and a real steak, with cheese and lettuce and sauteed onions and sauteed bell peppers and...

No, honest, this thing is real. I actually ate one, albeit homemade, since the tactic is rather easy to accomplish. It was with a real steak and everything!

So yeah...down with bread! Long live sammiches made of anything but bread! Flatbread! Fried Plaintains! Fried Chicken Patties!

I call bullshit that you ate the KFC sandwich, because you are still alive.

[Rocky]

I do not find this girl funny. Just creepy and annoying.

But then, I don't think jokes about getting beat for making a man a bad sandwich are ever funny. "Ha ha I'm an unstable dickhead ha ha"

I do like sandwiches, though. Thick slices of extra sharp cheddar, avocado, maybe some bacon, maybe some turkey...

Salmon BLT. Pulled pork bbq sandwich. Black and blue burger. Banana peanut butter.

Where is your schoolgirl skirt?

I call bullshit that you ate the KFC sandwich, because you are still alive.

I tried eating that sandwich before. I'm still alive, but I felt really bad after eating it, kinda like the feeling right after you had sex with your best friend's girlfriend. It was awkward.

[Che]

Where is your schoolgirl skirt?



I tried eating that sandwich before. I'm still alive, but I felt really bad after eating it, kinda like the feeling right after you had sex with your best friend's girlfriend. It was awkward.

I've never had that feeling.

[Rocky]

I've never had that feeling.

Me neither, I was just saying it to sound cool! :3





cwutididthur?

[T.G. Oskar]

I call bullshit that you ate the KFC sandwich, because you are still alive.

Oh, no: I was referring to the sandwich made with fried plantains instead of bread.

Double Down isn't here where I live, yet. I know of it because of a local blog, of course, but not because I have actually tasted it.

Besides, that's bull...consider it. It's the nightmare of everyone, except quite probably the people who eat Atkins. Of course, they might get a "low-carb" food, not entirely a no-carb food, but I'm sure they can live to tell.

[Furore]

How about something unique, exhilarating? Like...two fried chicken patties instead of bread? Or, a sandwich made from two mashed, fried plantains and a real steak, with cheese and lettuce and sauteed onions and sauteed bell peppers and...

Damn you Oskar, I just ate and now I'm feeling hungry again just thinking about this.

[Tallulah]

It's the other way round in my house. My boyfriend makes my sandwiches for work and if they're not right, he gets beatin's... or at least moaned at.

I motivated myself to make my own ham club sandwiches (my latest fad) for dinner tonight as he doesn't do them quite right...

In fact, he's gone to bed and not dome my lunch! I will have to beat him... or make my yummy sammicdh myself.