What was the first roller coaster that you rode?
Some Batman themed one.

Where did you ride this roller coaster at?
Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey.

How old were you when first riding it?
Young. About 12 years old, I guess.

Were you scared or excited to go?
I was worried that the cart was going to fall off the tracks, but then when I got to the front of the line, I found out that there was no cart. I figured that if there's no cart, then it can't possibly fall off the tracks, and therefore I have absolutely nothing to worry about. My logic is still just as retarded today.

How did it first feel when waiting before the line?
It felt like I was walking through the ghettos of Gotham City. That's at least what it was themed after.

How did it feel when first getting seated?
It felt almost like I was sitting down.

Were you having fun and shouting, or were you scared and screaming when the ride first started?
I don't have fun and shout, and I most certainly don't get scared and scream. I'm not a fan of making loud noises with my voice.

How did you feel after the ride ended?
Cold. It's very windy on roller coasters.

Did you want to go again, or were you too sick to go through it again?
I didn't really want to go again. The ride gave me whiplash.

What's the highest roller coaster that you've ridden?
Some really tall one at Six Flags in New Jersey.

What would you say to somebody who has never ridden a roller coaster before?
If you want to avoid whiplash, don't ride them.