Ive never hit anything yet thank god!!!

But my mate has hit a small fluffy whit dog before it ran right in front of us and we were on a busy road in the middle of peak hour traffic so we couldn't really stop.

And the other the same mate came up to me and goes:

What goes "poooooof" when you hit it at 150 k/ph? A bird!!

my mate has a nice Toyota Soarer and was crusin some back country roads when he hit the bird. there was feathers and guts everywhere!! my mate was pissed cause he'd only cleaned his car the day before!!!

~Dr_Flea~