Blah. I will not participate in the flexing of the beer nuts.

What the hell is a beer nut, anyway? Is that like... Corn Nuts? And how do you even flex it? .... Or is this just a guy thing?

... This perplexes me. Just saying.

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Oh yeah.

Parker started Kindergarten. SAD FACE!!:

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Summer is like 1/2 the length it used to be, I swear.... Like. We used to get a whole 3 months - end of May through end of August. Now? It's not even 2 months long! Shit's crazy, man.