Viper, I thought your boyfriend was an Asian guy. Maybe you took a white person because Asians don't leave the house for anything other than school? Seriously, I'm sorry for asking since I don't know you very well.
And in response to valentine89's picture of Mr. Blobby I will put up a picture of Noel Edmonds, from back when he hosted Noel's House Party. Click here to see his smiling face.