People who live in _____ are racist.

[Rocky]

I'm Canadian, therefore I can't be racist. We love everyone unconditionally, would give the shirts off our backs if someone needed it while playing hockey, drinking Tim Horton's coffee and attending numerous gay weddings.

I can't believe you guys drink milk out of bags, and who are you all kidding with your army of mounties? We all know you guys are hiding secret Gundams being watched over by the Inuit.

I'm on to you!