Pennies.

[Clint]

I save my pennies to put on loafers in preparation for Clint Eastwood's care package.

Why would anybody want a care package of those sycophantic penny loafers? Those things piss me off to no extent.

On to the matter at hand, I collect change from money spent. What I do with my change is spend it at odd intervals so as to not break a bill. Plus it's always good to have a little extra money handy when needed.

I also have a collection of strange and exotic coins from the 19th and early 20th century. I don't know how I found them, but for some reason, some idiots sent them into circulation, and they just so happened to land in my pocket.

I have a fascination with gold and silver coins. Bills are inflated pieces of paper worth no value say for the word of hotshots in Washington who say that it's valuable. Gold and silver can't be inflated, and they will always hold value.