idk if I want my breath to taste like bacon though, doesnt seem that desiring to me imo
You would try this.
And if I wanted a bunch of people lying and saying they wouldn't try this, I'd just post on a vegan/vegetarian forum.
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idk if I want my breath to taste like bacon though, doesnt seem that desiring to me imo
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Yeah, I'd try it for f*ckin' sure if I didn't have to interact with non-feline lifeforms for a couple of days. Bacon flavored anything is near impossible to resist.
Looks tempting for sure. I'm having problems meeting a lady nowadays, so trying something odd may help.
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bacon is good on many things, and in the words of jim gaffigan "to improve food, they wrap it in bacon". tis a delicious meat that comes from a magical animal; BUT for toothpaste...kinda gross. would i try it? probably; would i continue to use it? doubtful.
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I'd definitely try it. I'm really interested now to see how it tastes. It's probably disgusting, and doesn't smell that great, but it wouldn't stop me trying it.
Tagline says, "Makes your breath Bacon fresh"....
That being said... Yeah, just out of curiosity, I probably would try it...once. It definitely wouldn't become part of my daily routine though, as I don't see anything that says it's approved by the ADA.
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Well, I've had bacon salt in the past, so I don't see why not. Yes, there's bacon salt and bacon seasoning everywhere now.
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I'd try it. Why not? It won't kill me.
I wouldn't use it everyday, as it's just a novelty toothpaste, and I'd prefer it if my teeth and breath were minty fresh. Where bacon smells mouthwatering delicious, on someone else's breath... not so much.
I'll stick with Aquafresh and Collgate.
Seeing as how toothpaste is supposed to get rid of the evidence of food consumption, this type would be rather counter-intuitive. It might be fun for a party or something, but for everyday use hell no.
I don't mind bacon, but toothpaste is smug and smells like bullshit, so I definitely would not try that. I wouldn't mind brushing my teeth with bacon grease, though. It's better than what I use now to brush my teeth; my feces.
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I don't think I would try it
Bacon is good as a food, I'd like to keep it that way. Mmm brushing my teeth with a salty, greasy, flavor. EW. Think about it's a f*ckin paste bacon there's just no way it would taste good imo. I'm with Clint. I'd rather brush with bacon strips first, at least I could eat the bacon after
... And then brush with regular toothpaste D:
I would only try it if someone dared me I don't think I would even try out of curiosity haha.
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I'm not a bacon fan so thats ano from me. Anyway isin't toothpaste supposed to give you fresh breath? I've never thought of bacon as a fresh food before lol
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id do it but id try and talk som1 into doing it first like,,, hey, if u try it ill try it...lol
I'm with the Gypsy on this one..
Che, Fuck your bacon flavoured toothpaste!
That looks horrible O.o
Eh, my mouth wouldn't feel clean tasting like bacon, and I would probably eat it all before I finish cleaning my teeth >.>
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I'm gonna order it.
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I think I'd have to pass on this one. I like bacon, but the thought of bacon-flavored toothpaste kind of turns my stomach.
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While you are at it, get the bacon soap, so your whole body can smell like salty, greasy bacony goodness. Just don't be surprised if dogs start licking you a lot more... or gnawing on your legs.
From what I've read, it's is just flavoured. Like those fruity toothpastes you probably tried as a kid, but instead of strawberries it's bacon. So it does "clean" your teeth, but tastes and smells like bacon. I don't think it'll have that salty taste, but would probably taste how I imagine my dog's treats taste like - they have that bacon smell.
Eh. I'd still try it. I'd have the compulsive urge to make a bacon sandwich afterwards though, so I might just brush my teeth with something minty right afterwards. Minty is waaay more attractive.
Fake bacon taste?
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That's how insulted I am by the very idea that I would bother with bacon flavoring when I could just eat bacon. The texture alone is a dealbreaker. Crispy crunchy bacon = delicious. Toothpaste consistency + bacon flavor? = ****ing gross.
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My bacon has to be crispy, none of that floppy crap, it's like eating rubber...
And even the kids fruity toothpaste has minty feel in it. Eww, minty bacon.
But hey, I thought the Pepsi White(yogurt) in Japan was gunna taste bad but it was allright.
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Bacon-flavored toothpaste? I don't think I'd try it, since I'd probably eat it on accident...and get poisoned from eating too much.... >_____>;
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I'll pass. Thank you.
But as good as it sounds, It doesn't appaeal to me.
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It really wasn't as good as I had thought it was going to be. It has much less to do with the deliciousness of bacon, as it's in your mouth and being tasted. It's got a smoky aftertaste and has the overall smell of bacon. Not gonna lie, the smell was overpowering at first, and the taste was quite bland as I was actually brushing. Sadly, I'll probably finish the tube.
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