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    You would try this.



    And if I wanted a bunch of people lying and saying they wouldn't try this, I'd just post on a vegan/vegetarian forum.
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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    idk if I want my breath to taste like bacon though, doesnt seem that desiring to me imo
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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    Yeah, I'd try it for f*ckin' sure if I didn't have to interact with non-feline lifeforms for a couple of days. Bacon flavored anything is near impossible to resist.

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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    Looks tempting for sure. I'm having problems meeting a lady nowadays, so trying something odd may help.
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    bacon is good on many things, and in the words of jim gaffigan "to improve food, they wrap it in bacon". tis a delicious meat that comes from a magical animal; BUT for toothpaste...kinda gross. would i try it? probably; would i continue to use it? doubtful.

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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    I'd definitely try it. I'm really interested now to see how it tastes. It's probably disgusting, and doesn't smell that great, but it wouldn't stop me trying it.

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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    Tagline says, "Makes your breath Bacon fresh"....



    That being said... Yeah, just out of curiosity, I probably would try it...once. It definitely wouldn't become part of my daily routine though, as I don't see anything that says it's approved by the ADA.
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    Well, I've had bacon salt in the past, so I don't see why not. Yes, there's bacon salt and bacon seasoning everywhere now.



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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    I'd try it. Why not? It won't kill me.

    I wouldn't use it everyday, as it's just a novelty toothpaste, and I'd prefer it if my teeth and breath were minty fresh. Where bacon smells mouthwatering delicious, on someone else's breath... not so much.

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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    Seeing as how toothpaste is supposed to get rid of the evidence of food consumption, this type would be rather counter-intuitive. It might be fun for a party or something, but for everyday use hell no.



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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    I don't mind bacon, but toothpaste is smug and smells like bullshit, so I definitely would not try that. I wouldn't mind brushing my teeth with bacon grease, though. It's better than what I use now to brush my teeth; my feces.

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    I don't think I would try it

    Bacon is good as a food, I'd like to keep it that way. Mmm brushing my teeth with a salty, greasy, flavor. EW. Think about it's a f*ckin paste bacon there's just no way it would taste good imo. I'm with Clint. I'd rather brush with bacon strips first, at least I could eat the bacon after

    ... And then brush with regular toothpaste D:

    I would only try it if someone dared me I don't think I would even try out of curiosity haha.
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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    I'm not a bacon fan so thats ano from me. Anyway isin't toothpaste supposed to give you fresh breath? I've never thought of bacon as a fresh food before lol

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    I wouldn't go out of my way to try it, but if I had the opportunity I would ask for a little taste. My dog would love me so much more for it too. lol I'm sure someone out there loves that stuff. >>
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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    id do it but id try and talk som1 into doing it first like,,, hey, if u try it ill try it...lol

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    I'm with the Gypsy on this one..

    Che, Fuck your bacon flavoured toothpaste!

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    That looks horrible O.o
    Eh, my mouth wouldn't feel clean tasting like bacon, and I would probably eat it all before I finish cleaning my teeth >.>

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    I'm gonna order it.

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    I think I'd have to pass on this one. I like bacon, but the thought of bacon-flavored toothpaste kind of turns my stomach.
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    While you are at it, get the bacon soap, so your whole body can smell like salty, greasy bacony goodness. Just don't be surprised if dogs start licking you a lot more... or gnawing on your legs.



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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    From what I've read, it's is just flavoured. Like those fruity toothpastes you probably tried as a kid, but instead of strawberries it's bacon. So it does "clean" your teeth, but tastes and smells like bacon. I don't think it'll have that salty taste, but would probably taste how I imagine my dog's treats taste like - they have that bacon smell.

    Eh. I'd still try it. I'd have the compulsive urge to make a bacon sandwich afterwards though, so I might just brush my teeth with something minty right afterwards. Minty is waaay more attractive.


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    Re: Okay, don't friggin lie

    Fake bacon taste?

    Your mother, Che.

    That's how insulted I am by the very idea that I would bother with bacon flavoring when I could just eat bacon. The texture alone is a dealbreaker. Crispy crunchy bacon = delicious. Toothpaste consistency + bacon flavor? = ****ing gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OceanEyes28 View Post
    Fake bacon taste?

    Your mother, Che.

    That's how insulted I am by the very idea that I would bother with bacon flavoring when I could just eat bacon. The texture alone is a dealbreaker. Crispy crunchy bacon = delicious. Toothpaste consistency + bacon flavor? = ****ing gross.
    Forgot about that ^-^
    My bacon has to be crispy, none of that floppy crap, it's like eating rubber...
    And even the kids fruity toothpaste has minty feel in it. Eww, minty bacon.
    But hey, I thought the Pepsi White(yogurt) in Japan was gunna taste bad but it was allright.

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    Bacon-flavored toothpaste? I don't think I'd try it, since I'd probably eat it on accident...and get poisoned from eating too much.... >_____>;
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    WTF how did this thread get this many replies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by che View Post
    WTF how did this thread get this many replies?
    because it has to do with bacon, thats why

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    Seriously, it should be here tomorrow. Pics and a review will follow! I can't wait (but I really can!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    Seriously, it should be here tomorrow. Pics and a review will follow! I can't wait (but I really can!)
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    I'm actually looking forward to finding out what you think of it. xD


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    I'll pass. Thank you.
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    It really wasn't as good as I had thought it was going to be. It has much less to do with the deliciousness of bacon, as it's in your mouth and being tasted. It's got a smoky aftertaste and has the overall smell of bacon. Not gonna lie, the smell was overpowering at first, and the taste was quite bland as I was actually brushing. Sadly, I'll probably finish the tube.

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