My worst puking scenarios occurred because of alcohol...

I'd say the worst was either the night i drank 2 4 lokos (in the days when it had caffeine) and 5 beers in like, 2 hours and then followed with copious amounts of potent weed, causing me to projectile vomit all over myself and my neighbor's house...then dry heave for 2 hours or the night I drank a **** load of 151, puked all over myself and passed out in my puke while my dad just watched TV...he proceeded to wake me up at 7 AM asking wtf was i gonna do about work.