Oh, puke!

[Cyanist]

Ahem. Hear ye, hear ye, all you folks with weak stomaches should sit this one out.

So after becoming royally ticked off and leaving the forums for an awfully long time, (the interval being replaced with tons of anime, the vivid colors and echoes of squeaky voices of which are still frequenting my brain). I have returned!
It was during this anime splurge that I came across Fullmetal Alchemist and a box of 'Dora The Explorer' cereal, the culmination of which elements led inevitably to the creation of this thread. It was whilst bending over and staring into the porcelain throne that I looked up, my mind having formed a startling revelation: "By Jove! If they have a thread here talking about the atrociously crass subject of flatulence, WHY have they not ventured into the realm of puke?
So I ran a swift search and, having found only a couple narrow-ranged blogs, decided to create a thread for vomit. Huzzah!
Of course I understand squeamishness, my little brother has a terrible antipathy toward the very word and has banned the subject from being mentioned in his presence, so, you know, you don't have to post in my awesome thread if you're too...chicken

So, what's the worst thing you've puked up?
What's the worst situation/place you've puked in?

Your honest answers here, please.

[noxious.sunshine]

lmao wtf.

Ahem. I won't say for what reason, but I yakked all in my ex's truck when we were on our way to visit my parents. We were on back roads so there was no way he could pull over. It was pretty bad. I stayed sick for like the whole rest of the day and my mom was like "Are you pregnant!?"

Hell. to the no.

[loaf]

Have you ever puked up Ice Cream?

Yeah it comes up cold.


I am a master puker so to say. Puking doesn't phase me at all, I can puke hard for 2 minutes straight and then be done with it and I look 100% better. It's actually quite the sight.

[noxious.sunshine]

It doesn't phase me to yakk at all.

My sister hates it. She tries to hold it in.

For me, it doesn't bother me other than I hate having my face over the toilet - just looking at it like that seems to make things worse or something. But then I'm always really exhausted afterwards and have to go back to sleep for another few hours.

[Cyric]

I hardly ever puke and if I do puke it is because I am legitimately sick or I had waaaaaay too much to drink.

[loaf]

Also I don't like your poll options.

[Lacquer Head]

My worst puking scenarios occurred because of alcohol...

I'd say the worst was either the night i drank 2 4 lokos (in the days when it had caffeine) and 5 beers in like, 2 hours and then followed with copious amounts of potent weed, causing me to projectile vomit all over myself and my neighbor's house...then dry heave for 2 hours or the night I drank a **** load of 151, puked all over myself and passed out in my puke while my dad just watched TV...he proceeded to wake me up at 7 AM asking wtf was i gonna do about work.

[noxious.sunshine]

151. Dear God.

I used to drink that shit on the reg when I was 18/19... Now? Hellllll no.

[Cyanist]

Also I don't like your poll options.

Oh? Yeah, I guess they are a tad self-aggrandizing...which one did you hate in particular?

The worst thing I've ever puked is half a bag of Spicy Hot Cheese Nibbles (basically Cheetos, but really hot ones) They really burned coming back up, and had a rather unpleasant reddish color.

[loaf]

Oh? Yeah, I guess they are a tad self-aggrandizing...which one did you hate in particular?

All of them.

[Clint]

I don't vomit unless if I'm poisoned. The last time I was poisoned, I believe a dirty, rotten leftover Italian sub was the one who poisoned me. That bastard stayed cold in my fridge for two days. The thing is filled with lunch meat, so I figured, lunch meat is kept cold anyway, so it should be okay. Nope. It tasted fine, but it was not okay.

I noticed that I had a strong pressure in my stomach. I sat down on the toilet, and everything in my bowels came out. No joke. When I say everything, I mean everything. I lost so much fluid that my body temperature dropped, and I passed out for a few hours. My stomach then woke me up to vomit out anything that was left. That lasted for about five hours, but luckily I have a fast metabolism, so it soon ended... After I drugged myself up with Excedrin Back and Body and passed out for 18 hours. After that, I was fine.

I've thrown up a few other times in my life, but only a handful of times during my adulthood. That was simply the last time, and definitely the worst. Being poisoned definitely does ****ing suck.

[Unknown Entity]

I've always been petrified of vomiting, and I have a weak stomach for it if I see someone else gag, actually puke or make vomiting sounds. Apparently, I was sick all the time when I was a baby, up until I was a toddler, so my mum thinks that played a factor. I've had a vomit bug three times in my short life, woken up covered in my brothers vomit once and shouted so much I coughed up blood and vomited due to the stress and anxiety of being so furious. I've only ever thrown up twice due to alcohol, and only once due to injury (on my 21st, I bruised my ribs when I fell down some stairs - next night, I had too much pizza and beer, so I guess my stomach pressed against some swelling, and the only way for it to stop was to waste the lovely £8 pizza to the toilet, the lucky ****er).

Aside from pizza, I've also puked up three pints of Aspell Cider with chip shop chips (chunky fries, to you Americans). It's what you get when you drink on an empty stomach, and then realise you're ****ed so begin to eat on top of the alcohol. Also, I don't know if anyone remembers it, but when Monsters Inc first came out, Robinsons released this green juice. Wasn't so funny at the time, but when I had the vomit bug, I didn't eat for three days... so my stomach was empty when I drank that shit. I literally puked up green water, that didn't even look too different to what was in the glass I had to begin with.

[Cyanist]

All of them.

Hmm, I sincerely apologize and will work toward improving that in the future. Thanks for the insight.

My little brother puked in the car during one of my families dreaded 'road trips'. Some say the ghostly stench of oatmeal vomit persists in the car to this day.