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[Block]

I have never, and would never, have a beer. I'm a straight edged kind of guy.

[Yoko]

Oddly, I would never expect that from you. I don't know you though. Do you drink?

[Rocky]

Ive been drinking for a few hours solid now (friends 21st) and I am at that stage where I need to put on my poker face so the peeps don know.

[Pete]

It's okay Block, I'll split whatever you don't drink with Rocky. We're kinda like frayed edge.

[GypsyElder]

I don't like drinking that much at all. It's extremely rare. If I do, I feel like my insides are eating themselves and I piss like Seabiscuit. I don't enjoy either.

[che]

Pissing is like the best thing of all time though.

[Clint]

I have never, and would never, have a beer. I'm a straight edged kind of guy.

I don't doubt that you have never had a beer, being straight edge and all.

What I do doubt is that you would never have a beer. If somebody kidnapped you, held you against your will, and forced you to drink beers, with the penalty for refusing being death to either yourself or people close to you, I'm pretty sure you would be drinking beer.

You are a liar, a hypocrite, a troglodyte, and a gelatinous tapeworm, and I expect an apology for your very assumptious accusations about yourself.

[sayian]

rare... to find som1 else whos never had a sip of alcohol that is... i havent either and im almost 27. neither have i had any kind of smoke ( im not against either but just not for me) besides second hand... ooh i get a ton of second hand cuz when people exhale my face seems to be a target..lol
i wonder how long we'll last without drinking..

[Block]

I don't doubt that you have never had a beer, being straight edge and all.

What I do doubt is that you would never have a beer. If somebody kidnapped you, held you against your will, and forced you to drink beers, with the penalty for refusing being death to either yourself or people close to you, I'm pretty sure you would be drinking beer.

You are a liar, a hypocrite, a troglodyte, and a gelatinous tapeworm, and I expect an apology for your very assumptious accusations about yourself.

I would rather be raped by a group of gorillas than have beer enter my system. Now if you'll excuse me, I have straight edge things to do.

[loaf]

It's cool Blocko. I wont ever smoke marijuana once in my life.

[Azuteor]

I don't drink beer at all, but I did take a few sips just to try what beer tasted like. I think I tasted Corona and Budweiser while the beer was being added to the steak my friends were grilling. I can't remember which one was sweeter and bitter. I preferred the sweet tasting one. Even with a few sips, I got a headache right afterwards. U_U; /embarrassed

[Meier Link]

I am tired right now and not even sure how to deal with this thread. So for now I am closing it and will come back after I have had some sleep to actually deal with the aftermath of the spamming shit storm that has happened while I was at work.; that is if Ocean doesn't deal with it first.