Mr. Jackson "died."

[Sasquatch]

I heard his heart failure was caused by food poisoning, 12 year old nuts..

Oooooooh, that's bad.

So, Farrah Fawcett died and went to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked her if she had any last wishes for Earth. Being the kind, good-hearted woman she was, she wished for all of the world's children to be safer.

Two hours later, Michael Jackson died.

And who the **** is Farrah Fawcett? Seriously !

Farrah Fawcett was one of the original Charlie's Angels, with Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith. She was also a huge sex symbol in the late 70s and 80s. Charlie's Angels was basically a T&A show.



EDIT: It's kinda sad that Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died on the same day, but more attention is being paid to the child-molesting freak than to Farrah Fawcett. Kind of like how Mother Theresa's death was somewhat ignored after Lady Diana died (though Lady Di wasn't a child-molesting freak ... still, another good person's death was overshadowed).