Masturbation

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Originally Posted by KRudd

I love how Clint Eastwood trolls so easily.

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THE Clint Eastwood.

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Originally Posted by KRudd

Masturbation is good for the soul it cleanses all the bad demons out.

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The two most popular justifications for continuing the transgression known as masturbation seem to be that 'everybody does it,' and that 'it's good for you,' even though neither of those are true. In truth, the former is a generalization, and the ladder a misrepresentation of perversion.

Though I don't really see a reason why people are attempting to justify the reasons behind why they do it. The real reason is simple; you love Satan. Every time you touch yourself, an angel loses it's wings.

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Originally Posted by The Clint Eastwood

Every time you touch yourself, an angel loses it's wings.

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lol, something has to make up for everytime the bell rings, right? Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Gotta keep a good balance somehow, right?

Again, i'd like to ask how on earth did this become a religious debate? Gotta love distractions. Anyway, i highly doubt angels lose their wings because someone enjoys having a coconut workout.

Coconut workout? Jesus doesn't love the Hawaiians. just look at them.

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Originally Posted by The_Dream_Recluse

Again, i'd like to ask how on earth did this become a religious debate? ]

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Perhaps if you would stop making it about religion, it wouldn't be about religion. I thought this thread was about masturbation, not your fundamentalism. Stop causing a scene.

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Originally Posted by The_Dream_Recluse

i highly doubt angels lose their wings because someone enjoys having a coconut workout.

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Angels highly doubt that people enjoy "coconut workouts," particularly because it's a sin and goes against the holy Word of the Lord. Angels give everybody the benefit of the doubt. They don't believe in nor understand the reasons for sin. They don't understand why you are going to hell.

Their wings are made of semen depositories. If you waste semen, they don't have a wing to fly on. You jerk.

If all that is true, then it sounds to me like heaven is a pretty sticky place. And that doesn't explain women fapping, since they don't exactly produce semen. What, every time a girl masturbates, an angel has to poop?

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I got this cake for you Joe.

on a sidenote, I'm looking for a masturbation partner. This must be someone of the opposite gender that can help me masturbate at any whim that I need attention to. To apply, please write a hot tff forum fanfic about me and yourself along with rl pictures (or they can even be fake pics, I'm not too picky as long as you be looking fiiiine), and please send them to my private message box.

Thank you for your time.

Why thank you che! Here, I got you a delicious cookie. (the white icing is a nice touch)

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If i said i wasn't a wanker id be lying!

~Dr_Flea~

There should be some crusted dots by those lips. Then you'll really be hungry.

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Originally Posted by Joe

Why thank you che! Here, I got you a delicious cookie. (the white icing is a nice touch)

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Originally Posted by The Clint Eastwood

Every time you touch yourself, an angel loses it's wings.

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Damn! Their is a shit load of angels waiting to kick my ass into hell then!

Who doesnt rub one out every now and then? Lube or not lube? that is the question. I cant be bothered with lube most of the time. Also do you watch porn whilst doing so? If so, what kind? Straight, lesbian, hentai, anal,etc.

I never use lube. It's too messy and I do just fine without. Plus, I don't find much of a difference, if any at all, with or without lube. Porn...as said before, I mostly watch lesbian porn. Once in a while, I'll check out some straight porn, but not often at all. And sometimes I even get off to shemale porn, again, said before. But, none of that nasty, masculine, cross-dresser type of shemale porn. I only like it if she actually looks feminine, like a natural woman. It just depends on my mood on what kind I watch at a certain time.

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Originally Posted by Cereal~Killer

I never use lube. It's too messy and I do just fine without. Plus, I don't find much of a difference, if any at all, with or without lube. Porn...as said before, I mostly watch lesbian porn. Once in a while, I'll check out some straight porn, but not often at all. And sometimes I even get off to shemale porn, again, said before. But, none of that nasty, masculine, cross-dresser type of shemale porn. I only like it if she actually looks feminine, like a natural woman. It just depends on my mood on what kind I watch at a certain time.

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Honestly, i'm just too lazy to buy lube. Then again, i don't masturbate everyday, only on occasion. In regards to material that stimulates me, i usually enjoy watching straight porn. Although i never say no to watching threesomes. :P

This is a question for those that are in relationships. When you masturbate, do you find it wrong to think about other people? I would usually think about my girlfriend but I consider porn to be okay since im more focused on whats happening than thinking about anyone in particular, and I feel even less bad about it when watching hentai (since theyre not actually real people)

No lube, and no porn.

Lube strikes me as unnecessary. I don't see what people get out of porn.

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Originally Posted by Alpha

No lube, and no porn.

Lube strikes me as unnecessary. I don't see what people get out of porn.

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^This. I don't see the point in porn. Why not just do it yourself? I guess that's easier for a girl to say. I don't like watching others get off. I'd rather be there with them...You know?

I have my own lube :D.

As for the relationship question. It is wrong to think of other people. At least from my standpoint. I would be irked if I found my partner was thinking about someone else when we have sex, let alone masturbate. Glad to know it's not just me.

Watching other people do sexytime doesn't turn you on? I can understand where you're coming from if you're talking about the "classic" porn style, where it's nothing like the real thing. No passion, faking it, and doing it for the camera.

Also, I wanted to address the relationship issue where R. Kyra said it's wrong to think of other people. I don't think the partner in your relationship is the last and only person you are ever attracted to. Be honest with yourself. That's not to say that they aren't the one of your dreams and the person you adore the most.

Not everyone fantasizes about being the person in the video when watching porn. Some people just like to watch other people have sex. It's not "cheating". And actually, it can just lead to sexytime between you and your partner. "Hey! They're having fun, let's have our own fun!"

I'm not trying to persuade you guys into watching porn, I just wanted to provide some insight of my own as to why someone might like to watch it.

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Originally Posted by che

Watching other people do sexytime doesn't turn you on? I can understand where you're coming from if you're talking about the "classic" porn style, where it's nothing like the real thing. No passion, faking it, and doing it for the camera.

Also, I wanted to address the relationship issue where R. Kyra said it's wrong to think of other people. I don't think the partner in your relationship is the last and only person you are ever attracted to. Be honest with yourself. That's not to say that they aren't the one of your dreams and the person you adore the most.

Not everyone fantasizes about being the person in the video when watching porn. Some people just like to watch other people have sex. It's not "cheating". And actually, it can just lead to sexytime between you and your partner. "Hey! They're having fun, let's have our own fun!"

I'm not trying to persuade you guys into watching porn, I just wanted to provide some insight of my own as to why someone might like to watch it.

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tl;dr, che wants me to watch porn with him so we can "have our own fun!"

This.

Is why.

I never.

Post.

Long.

Replies.

FACK YOU ALL

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Originally Posted by che

Not everyone fantasizes about being the person in the video when watching porn. Some people just like to watch other people have sex. It's not "cheating". And actually, it can just lead to sexytime between you and your partner. "Hey! They're having fun, let's have our own fun!"

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^ this.

I dont fantasize about being in the porn either. Its just... inspirational.
My girl is always number 1. Nothing changes that.

Don't use my quote to lie to everyone.

I suppose it's me who must be the naysayer.

What? About not masturbating? Since I don't have to hide a lot in this discussion, I do that. I have masturbated over the last four years. Ironically, that's the same year I began following Christianity. Go figure, eh?

Over the time I realized -- by my own conscience, anyway -- that it's wrong. I've read a few posts here mentioning Catholicism, so I felt I had to say something. Hehe. Just my two cents.

Just so no one is misled, the Church DOES prohibit sexual behavior of any kind outside of marriage. Yeah, I'll probably get a lot of boos for this, but that's the truth. A lot of you don't see a problem with it, but I always end up doing so because I can't help myself. And that's why I have a problem with it. Despite being a follower, I do it anyway. I try to quit, but the longest I ever went without doing so is three weeks. Though I have finally met Miss Right, and every time I meet a girl it usually helps for some reason, instead of making it worse. o.o

That's my situation, anyway. If you must know the details, most times I don't last for a week without masturbating so I guess that's how often I do it on average.

It really is none of my business what everyone does with their lives, I'm just putting my two cents and see what happens. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Leon

I suppose it's me who must be the naysayer.

What? About not masturbating? Since I don't have to hide a lot in this discussion, I do that. I have masturbated over the last four years. Ironically, that's the same year I began following Christianity. Go figure, eh?

Over the time I realized -- by my own conscience, anyway -- that it's wrong. I've read a few posts here mentioning Catholicism, so I felt I had to say something. Hehe. Just my two cents.

Just so no one is misled, the Church DOES prohibit sexual behavior of any kind outside of marriage. Yeah, I'll probably get a lot of boos for this, but that's the truth. A lot of you don't see a problem with it, but I always end up doing so because I can't help myself. And that's why I have a problem with it. Despite being a follower, I do it anyway. I try to quit, but the longest I ever went without doing so is three weeks. Though I have finally met Miss Right, and every time I meet a girl it usually helps for some reason, instead of making it worse. o.o

That's my situation, anyway. If you must know the details, most times I don't last for a week without doing masturbating so I guess that's how often I do it on average.

It really is none of my business what everyone does with their lives, I'm just putting my two cents and see what happens. :cool:

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Completely disagree with your views, but I absolutely respect that you have respect for other people's opinions, so high five!

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Originally Posted by che

Completely disagree with your views, but I absolutely respect that you have respect for other people's opinions, so high five!

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-high fives-

Gotta love different people. Also, this is the way I preach -- if it's okay to call it that. I just post what I think without bashing other people. To me, it's better for people to find their way with the help of some words instead of outright giving the answer. o.o

I'm just saying, if people wanna do that, fine. You guys already heard from me, and that's enough. :)

lubes for newbs. wackin it normaly suits me just fine. sometimes i use a very soft fabric like a nice throw or something. then i throw that shit to wash. and i watch alot of hentai like yuri and sometimes futa :P. sometimes real porn but only if the chick is up to my expectations.:spyfap:

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Originally Posted by Rowan

Also do you watch porn whilst doing so? If so, what kind?

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Senior administrative pregnant amputee midget nurses. I settle for nothing less.

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Originally Posted by The Clint Eastwood

The sad news is, everybody who does it is indeed doomed.

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Do you feel lucky,... spunk?