Man, you have it easy. Try being a Kiwi. I get Kurt Zisa occasionally. That's it. I get the border edge of the Australians before I hit the hay (but who wants that, amirite); North American insomniacs; and the Continental Europeans (Rags, Freya -- I think it's morning for them when I post).

I like being alone on the forum though. It allows me to make a post and then edit it at least six times because I have some weird inability to spot my typos in that little text box, but they leap out at me when I read it in published form.