iPhone users have more sex

[che]

Then I know a few people who must have defective iPhones ...

They should return their phones saying they're defective and try to get a new one.

*print out article*
*walk into store*

"Hi can I help you?"

"Yeah my iPhone isn't working."

"What seems to be the problem?"

"Well, the phone itself works, but..." *shows article*

*person reads and laughs*

[Jin]

They should return their phones saying they're defective and try to get a new one.

But the antennas in the new ones will be broken too.