iPhone users have more sex

[che]

iPhone Users Get Twice As Much Sex As Android Users - Report | Redmond Pie

The chart above shows how often men and women using iPhone, Android and BlackBerry get to have new partners, and not so surprisingly, iPhone users tops the chart with both men and women getting to have twice as much as compared to Android users.

Interesting. What does TFF have to say about this?

[loaf]

Time to go buy an iPhone.

[Jin]

But who has better sex?

[Dodie16]

In other news: iPhone users twice as likely to develops STDs when compared to Android users. :3

Also, I don't see how this graph correlates iPhone users to getting more sex... More partners, sure, but not more sex.

[che]

I guess you two don't have iPhones.

Haters gonna hate!

[Tiffany]

Then I know a few people who must have defective iPhones ...

[Sasquatch]

It might be because iPhones are more "trendy" and popular with the younger, sluttier crowd, whereas the Android is more likened to "nerds" and "geeks". The Blackberry is kind of in-between, but is more used by businessmen and such.

[che]

Then I know a few people who must have defective iPhones ...

They should return their phones saying they're defective and try to get a new one.

*print out article*
*walk into store*

"Hi can I help you?"

"Yeah my iPhone isn't working."

"What seems to be the problem?"

"Well, the phone itself works, but..." *shows article*

*person reads and laughs*

[Jin]

They should return their phones saying they're defective and try to get a new one.

But the antennas in the new ones will be broken too.

[Tiffany]

Meh. Although I do happen to be a girl which according to that graph always gets more sex. Period.

[Josh_R]

I dropped my iPhone from a tree a while back. It shattered, that might explain why I haven't been getting as much sex lately... Time to go purchase a new iPhone.

[Tiffany]

...although in thinking about it, I have a Blackberry.

Ah well, I'm still a leg up with the fact that I'm a girl.

[che]

...although in thinking about it, I have a Blackberry.

Ah well, I'm still a leg up with the fact that I'm a girl.

It doesn't count if you're loyally married with beautiful children though. We're talking about multiple sex partners here.

I dropped my iPhone from a tree a while back. It shattered, that might explain why I haven't been getting as much sex lately... Time to go purchase a new iPhone.

You sure that's what it is?

[Tiffany]

It doesn't count if you're loyally married with beautiful children though. We're talking about multiple sex partners here.




You sure that's what it is?

If "beautiful children" hadn't been in there, you would've gotten an earful. But because I'm a Mom, any sort of random compliment for my girl gives you a gabillion brownie points.

Well played Chad. Well played.

[Unknown Entity]

In other news: iPhone users twice as likely to develops STDs when compared to Android users. :3

This.

Honestly, hardcore Apple users repulse me. They all (okay, MOST) tend to be arty-farty show offs, who have more money than sense (I'm saying "Apple" instead of "iPhone" because there's been a survey about Apple users getting more too).

I give Apple respect for my iPod though. Over six years old, and still going strong. x3

[RagnaToad]

Further studies show that people who use regular cellphones masturbate more often.

[Rocky]

my Env3 is the reason why I only have sex in the missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation.

[loaf]

env3 is like my sex life. Once it gets going, it turns off randomly.

[RagnaToad]

Thanks to this thread, plugging in my cellphone charger arouses me.

Also, I've had the same cellphone for a couple of years now.

What's the longest you guys used a cellphone before buying a new one?

[loaf]

What's the longest you guys used a cellphone before buying a new one?

I haven't bought a phone since 2006.

[Maridia]

I own an Iphone and I'm still saying this thread idea is retarded.

[che]

I own an Iphone and I'm still saying this thread idea is retarded.

Your iPhone must not be working!

[Tiffany]

I upgrade all the time. I just upgraded to the newest BB Bold a few weeks ago. I <3 it!

[Furore]

Does this mean that dual phone owners get some kind of a sex partner multiplier?
Because like... I have an iPhone AND an android.

*insert gag about unclean phone surfaces here*

[Unknown Entity]

Thanks to this thread, plugging in my cellphone charger arouses me.

Also, I've had the same cellphone for a couple of years now.

What's the longest you guys used a cellphone before buying a new one?

I got my current phone in 2007.

Rocky, you think your Env3 is bad? I have a W810i. People see me a texting and they laughing. =(

[Lily]

I don't have any of those, this must explain why I'm not getting laid ]:

edit* What would happen if I got one of each...?

[RagnaToad]

edit* What would happen if I got one of each...?

Well you have three holes, don't you?

[che]

A new partner for every hole!

[Lily]

Well you have three holes, don't you?

I was just about to argue and say I'm not deformed, but then I remembered the fog horn on my face...

[MrBawb]

env3 is like my sex life. Once it gets going, it turns off randomly.

So true. My env3 is demonic, im on my 4th one I beleive, these things break every 2 months .