Here's the thing about boobs: we can't help what they look like unless we feel like going under the knife. It's sort of annoying when men (and women) get so picky about breasts. We can't help it any more than men can help the shape, size, and curve of their trouser snakes.

Now. You can do certain exercises to get a bigger or smaller ass. You can tighten it up, or work for some jiggle. That is something people have more control over. I don't find a preference for a certain kind of ass quite as annoying as being so particular about boobs. I suppose it's why I've always dated ass-men.

Like I get that you have a natural preference.... I get it. It's not really your fault... It can just be a little obnoxious. It makes me sad that women who have less than "ideal" breasts feel bad about them and are made to feel bad about them when there's nothing they can really do unless they have 20 grand just lying around.

Anyway. Boobs are neat and you can FEED BABIES with them. Which is cool.