If Shakira can sing about them, Michael can at least post about them.

[Michael Swayne]

I have been told many times by lots of people that I lack life experience. If I had a dollar for every time I was told the saying “All Theory, No Practice”; I would be able to take that money, exchange it for Chinese yuan, and become the newest millionaire in Beijing. The same goes for the amount of times people have told me that I have booksmarts, but not streetsmarts.

And to be honest, I am perfectly fine with that. I know that good things come to those that wait, and that the extra preparing I do now will help me when I meet these obstacles in the future. But the simple fact remains that in order to get the people to shut up about these things and get off my back about it, I need to make an effort to meet said obstacles halfway.

So what is one of the obstacles I have to face? What is the mountain, or rather, pair of mountains, that I must climb?

Breasts.

Now, I have seen them. But only on television or in movies (and not the X-rated type of movies, I am not into that). I never really paid attention to care about their types, sizes, colors, or any other features. I appreciate them as I do any other body part. Breasts have their uses, plain and simple. But unfortunately, one of these apparent uses is to make guys' eyes divert from where they should be looking when talking to a woman. For those that don't know, it's the woman's eyes.

Nevertheless, several of the conversations I have been in have led to this topic and kinda piqued my interest on the subject. Now, I personally don't have any uh, traits, that I prefer over any other. I am attracted to a person's feelings, intellect, and personality. The way a person looks or how a particular body part's size is in relation to the rest of their body holds zero account to my tastes.

But that is just my personal opinion. I am entitled to it, as are all of you to yours. That is what I am getting at in this post. I want to know why you like or dislike breasts. Feel free to say your preferences as to size or other factors. All I ask is that it be kept tasteful. Who knows, maybe there is a breast man hidden inside me, just waiting to come out.

[Yoko]

One does not simply...dislike breasts.

[Alpha]

Fun fact, 1 in 50 women have a third nipple, such as Lily Allen and one of my ex-girlfriends.

Men can also have them.

Supernumery nipples can only occur down one of our 'milk lines', running from the shoulders, across our nipples through and past our groins. It is possible, and there are documented cases of people having nipples on the soles of their feet.

[Crescent]

...You, my friend are totally lying to yourself!..Sure its nice of you not to be so shallow like 99%(totally legit statistic btw) of your fellow male counterparts but after your satisfied with the girl's feelings, intellect, and personality comes their physical assets. And I love (my) breasts btw u strange, strange individual..

[Michael Swayne]

One does not simply...dislike breasts.

I am learning stuff already.

Fun fact, 1 in 50 women have a third nipple,...

Men can also have them.

I actually already knew this, though.

...You, my friend are totally lying to yourself!..Sure its nice of you not to be so shallow like 99%(totally legit statistic btw) of your fellow male counterparts but after your satisfied with the girl's feelings, intellect, and personality comes their physical assets. And I love (my) breasts btw u strange, strange individual..

As for this, I am insulted. You do not know me, so how can you assume I am lying to myself? As I am sure you know, looks fade over time. As do people's eyesight. A person can be the ugliest in the world; but if they have the inner qualities that I am looking for, then I would want to be with that person. Again, looks do not matter to me at all. Furthermore, your reply added very little to the conversation. The topic is on breasts. Though you did mention it in your post; you also called me a strange individual in that sentence, which isn't very nice. Have I ever commented on you about your strange and possibly unhealthy infatuation with a certain video game character?

While talking of animated characters, what are your thoughts of the breasts of video game/anime/cartoon characters? I don't really like it when they exaggerate a female character's breast size in the hopes of getting more male viewers. Though it isn't unheard of to see women in real life with tiny waists but big bust sizes. In fact, one of my best friends in school and had the locker next to mine was like this. Oftentimes, she would accidentally shut my locker door when she would turn in my direction. And she didn't have to use her hands to do it.

[Pete]

Well I'm gonna have to weigh in on this delightful topic. I do enjoy boobies, quite a bit. Now, I'm not one of those guys who thinks bigger is better, because that's not always the case. Sometimes bigger boobies get all sorts of saggy, with massive and pale areolas, to the point where you can't see where the boobie and areola meet.

To me, the ideal rack is something in the C to D range, with smaller but distinct areolas; dark, but not too dark. Ideally they'd point in the same direction. And yes, I've seen the infamous "lazy eye". But yes, the ideal boob would also be without any real sagging, and would be relatively perky for its size.

As and BS are also lovely, but I prefer them a little bigger

And yes personality plays a huge role in finding a partner, but I think that attraction plays a huge role in the grand scheme of things

[Yoko]

I am a B. Some would even go as far as to call me an A, but I do have boobs, and I love them. They are proportionate to my body size. They fit easily in ones hand, and they are...soooooo nice. :3

I'm not partial to big breasted women. Disproportionate women anyway. The skinny/big breast thing doesn't make sense to me. I can't imagine the back pain. Or not being able to sleep on your stomach because if them. I would however, love to stuff my face in them. If I wasn't such a coward of course. Is that too much?

[Sasquatch]

Now, I'm not one of those guys who thinks bigger is better, because that's not always the case.

Exactly.

The vast majority of "bigger is better, biggest is best" guys are kids who have never seen a live breast. The way I see it, Pamela Anderson got less attractive when she got implants.

If I can grab a boob and squeeze enough to feel where my fingers and thumb are, that's a no-go. And the larger a breast gets, the softer it gets. Unless it's an implant, and those are somewhat easy to discover, if only through feel.

It's all about proportion. I like C's, for the most part, because that's a good size that fits most women. Now, if it's a bigger woman, maybe D's would fit her more. A more petite lady would be just fine with B's. But a 100-pound girl with a bra full of cantaloupe just doesn't do it for me. The same with the backside -- now, I like some shape, but only to a certain point (sorry, J-Lo). But again, there may be a happy medium, but a larger girl can get away with a larger butt, while a smaller girl might look better with a little less booty in the pants. Either way, I'm into proportion -- a big girl should have more curves, smaller girls can get away with less, as long as their chest and butt are in proportion to their body size and in proportion to each other. (I'd rather have a girl with a slightly-too-large/small chest and butt than have one with a bigger butt and no chest, or a big chest and no butt.)

[Xanatos]

I love boobs, that is all.

As do people's eyesight.

boob vision...

Again, looks do not matter to me at all.

SPOILER!!:

I guess you wouldn't mind dating her as long as she has your ideal personality, ay?

[OceanEyes28]

Here's the thing about boobs: we can't help what they look like unless we feel like going under the knife. It's sort of annoying when men (and women) get so picky about breasts. We can't help it any more than men can help the shape, size, and curve of their trouser snakes.

Now. You can do certain exercises to get a bigger or smaller ass. You can tighten it up, or work for some jiggle. That is something people have more control over. I don't find a preference for a certain kind of ass quite as annoying as being so particular about boobs. I suppose it's why I've always dated ass-men.

Like I get that you have a natural preference.... I get it. It's not really your fault... It can just be a little obnoxious. It makes me sad that women who have less than "ideal" breasts feel bad about them and are made to feel bad about them when there's nothing they can really do unless they have 20 grand just lying around.

Anyway. Boobs are neat and you can FEED BABIES with them. Which is cool.

[Crescent]

As for this, I am insulted. You do not know me, so how can you assume I am lying to myself? As I am sure you know, looks fade over time. As do people's eyesight. A person can be the ugliest in the world; but if they have the inner qualities that I am looking for, then I would want to be with that person. Again, looks do not matter to me at all. Furthermore, your reply added very little to the conversation. The topic is on breasts. Though you did mention it in your post; you also called me a strange individual in that sentence, which isn't very nice. Have I ever commented on you about your strange and possibly unhealthy infatuation with a certain video game character?

While talking of animated characters, what are your thoughts of the breasts of video game/anime/cartoon characters? I don't really like it when they exaggerate a female character's breast size in the hopes of getting more male viewers. Though it isn't unheard of to see women in real life with tiny waists but big bust sizes. In fact, one of my best friends in school and had the locker next to mine was like this. Oftentimes, she would accidentally shut my locker door when she would turn in my direction. And she didn't have to use her hands to do it.

Really you took that to heart?!I was joking!>XD..HOw dare you! My obsession is completely healthy Some girls fawn over real pussies like Justin Beiber and One Direction. I love one of the best villains in videogame history, Sephiroth. Ha. As for those deformed female characters with disproportionate huge busts and tiny waists (I have big breasts for my small frame apparently..Im a C btw), I dont care cause I understand its to feed the (male) majority the of the videogame audience. Hmm that still says a lot tho haha..

[Pete]

Oh, Ally, I'm not saying that girls with A's or B's are nasty or anything like that. I'm just stating what my ideal would be.

And as previously stated, it's all about proportion, and hopefully a lack of premature sagging.

[Michael Swayne]

Xanatos: If that person does have the qualities I am looking for, then yes, I would be attracted toward that person.

OceanEyes28: This is a great point. One of the main reasons why appearance doesn't matter to me. A woman's breast size shouldn't matter on why a person chooses to be with someone. And for that matter, no person should have to have work done to impress someone and make someone want to be with them.

Omgawd: You do know that the second paragraph of mine that you quoted was not geared toward you, right? I wrote it in an attempt to get the discussion back on track and offer more to the discussion. I should have used the word “Anyway” or the phrase “Moving on” to be more clear of my intention. So, if you think I was saying that you have a deformed figure; then I apologize for making you think that way. But please know that I didn't even use the word deformed. The word I used was “exaggerated”, and it was referring to characters like Tifa from FFVII, Moka from Rosario + Vampire, and Asahina from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya among others. I have only seen what I believe to be you in your avatar. So, how could I make any assumptions about your figure? And finally, how in the world was I supposed to know that you were joking? You straight up told me that I was lying to myself. That was a joke?!? Oh, I get it now. Yeah, haha. So funny. Hehe...

[Yoko]

Heeeey. Don't be poking at Miss Asahina! Her breasts are PERFECT! I could stare at them for hours! And I would never question my sexuality.

My Breasts are also perfect. For those who are wondering. They've been appraised by many many men.

[Crescent]

[B]
Omgawd: You do know that the second paragraph of mine that you quoted was not geared toward you, right? I wrote it in an attempt to get the discussion back on track and offer more to the discussion. I should have used the word “Anyway” or the phrase “Moving on” to be more clear of my intention. So, if you think I was saying that you have a deformed figure; then I apologize for making you think that way. But please know that I didn't even use the word deformed. The word I used was “exaggerated”, and it was referring to characters like Tifa from FFVII, Moka from Rosario + Vampire, and Asahina from The Melancholy of Haruhu Suzumiya among others. I have only seen what I believe to be you in your avatar. So, how could I make any assumptions about your figure?

WOAH!!! You just made me lol so hard. I didnt think ANY of this about you!XDD AND I used the word 'deformed' as it can also be used in the same context as 'exaggerated' when talking about the way videogame characters are designed. I just remembered in an interview Tetsuya Nomura was asked which FF girl would be his ideal type n he responded " Well..Im not interested in deformed characters *laughs* but Id have to go with Rinoa".

[B]And finally, how in the world was I supposed to know that you were joking? You straight up told me that I was lying to myself. That was a joke?!? Oh, I get it now. Yeah, haha. So funny. Hehe...

Well..the face at the end.. n if you've ever read any my other 200ish comments on this forum I have quite the sense of humour...but maybe not to your tastes..but thats ok but then again your misunderstanding could also come under your streetsmartsXD.

[Rhaps]

I'm more of an ass man, to be honest. I've never really had a girlfriend with awesome breasts, so I haven't had much real life experience to back any opinions on size, shape, etc.
But, like Ally said, ladies can't really control how they look, so I try to enjoy everything haha

[Clint]

I don't like boobs. Well, I like a pair of boobs, and they belong to my wife, but other then that, I don't like boobs.

...You, my friend are totally lying to yourself!..Sure its nice of you not to be so shallow like 99%(totally legit statistic btw) of your fellow male counterparts but after your satisfied with the girl's feelings, intellect, and personality comes their physical assets. And I love (my) breasts btw u strange, strange individual..

Ha! You are such a feminist. Which automatically makes everything you say wrong.

[Heartless Angel]

Ah yes, boobs. I like them. I like them a lot in fact. I generally prefer a B or C cup on an average sized woman. Scale up or down with the rest of the body. If they get too large, not only do they look ridiculous, but they really just get in the way. I have nothing against women with naturally large breasts, or women who think implants will make them look better, but really a lot of times when a girl I know gets implants, next time I see her I just think to myself, why the hell did you go and ruin those? They were perfect before. It really depends on the girl what size looks best. One of my most attractive female friends has A cups, and I still have to consciously remind myself to maintain eye contact during conversations, because they look great on her.

As for shape, I prefer the strawberry or orange shape, melons are usually disproportionate I like them when they aren't, but that's exceedingly rare. As for the pear shape, I dunno, there's nothing WRONG with it, and there's nothing about it in particular that I dislike, really there's nothing about any real breasts I dislike, but I just don't have the same desire to stare at them as I do other shapes.

I prefer the lighter pink nipples to the darker more brownish whateveryou'dcallthatcolor, but again, I like pretty much all breasts. Not gonna nitpick over something as stupid as nipple color.

As has already been pointed out, we're all going to have our preferences about these things, I'm not one to objectify women because of it. At the end of the day, my favorite breasts are my girlfriend's. The pair I get to enjoy.

[Rowan]

Let me just start by saying that there's absolutely nothing wrong with you Michael. The motivations for your posting of this thread appear to be out of concern, but dont worry yourself. Not everyone is turned on by breasts or finds them interesting, although its true that many more people would than wouldn't. Maybe you just haven't discovered your sexuality. Let me point out some things though that stood out to me in this thread. I love breasts. I love big breasts and smaller sized breasts. I love my girlfriends breasts but that doesn't mean I cant appreciate others, the same as if I was viewing works of art. And just because I like breasts, that DOESN'T make me like one of the "99%" of guys our beloved and shallow 'omgawd' pointed out. Just because majority of guys like breasts in no way does that reflect on anything else to do with their personality, nor does it make Michael weird for not having a particular interest in them.

Breasts are magnificent. Women should be proud of them.

PS Swayne:
If a womens breasts are that noticable that you people would find it hard not to look at them, then the girl should feel flattered. Because seriously, they would go out of their way to make them noticable and not expect people to stare? Give me a break.

Oh, and five cougars thanks.

[Crescent]

Let me just start by saying that there's absolutely nothing wrong with you Michael. The motivations for your posting of this thread appear to be out of concern, but dont worry yourself. Not everyone is turned on by breasts or finds them interesting, although its true that many more people would than wouldn't. Maybe you just haven't discovered your sexuality. Let me point out some things though that stood out to me in this thread. I love breasts. I love big breasts and smaller sized breasts. I love my girlfriends breasts but that doesn't mean I cant appreciate others, the same as if I was viewing works of art. And just because I like breasts, that DOESN'T make me like one of the "99%" of guys our beloved and shallow 'omgawd' pointed out. Just because majority of guys like breasts in no way does that reflect on anything else to do with their personality, nor does it make Michael weird for not having a particular interest in them.

I dont mind if you guys think im shallow, it only serves to amuse me. I agree wholeheartedly with one thing you said, I used to always try n hide my breasts. They were too big for my liking and I hated the attention from guys even when Id wear bigger tops but Ive learned to accept and love them alot more when I hear (in always a respectful manner) such comments from past and (maybe)future boyfriends:

Breasts are magnificent. Women should be proud of them.

X))

[Sheechiibii]

I like breasts Mine anyway, I think boobs always look better if they're in proportion with the size of the girl. I don't think those fake implants look good on super skinny girls because it's not what they're built for and it ends up looking like two basket balls slapped onto a ribcage. I think smaller breasts look nicer on slim women definitely. I'm probably not a good critic though because I'm a straight woman lol

I'm a DD myself and am very happy with my breasts, they don't have anything odd like being two different shapes or third nipples or anything - I think I'm pretty average. I think my breasts suit me One thing I do feel is that people think DD's are huge and they're really not that big I don't think. I have a friend with G's and they are big, especially since she does have a small waiste so it makes her boobs look even bigger.

Xx..xX

[Unknown Entity]

I love boobs. My own ones especially. They're about a C at the moment, but I'm not exactly the most proportionate woman so they seem smaller. But I don't care. They feel amazing in my hands, my boyfriend loves them, and they bounce haha. Only thing I hate about them is how sore they get around periods, or if I run a lot.

I... uh. Do find myself diverting my gaze sometimes. If they're going to be in my face, I'll end up looking lol.

Also, I completely understand where Michael is coming from, and took mild offence to you, omgawd. I'm glad you were only joking. Not everyone is obbessed with boobs, and I think on sessions with animated ones is slightly different than obese swoons with the real thing.

EDIT: Hahahahaha, **** you autocorrect. Keeping for funs, but I meant obsessions with animated ones are different than obsessions with the real thing. XD

[Joe]

I'm not partial to big breasted women. Disproportionate women anyway. The skinny/big breast thing doesn't make sense to me.

SO MUCH THIS. I'm not really partial to sizes at all, I just like well proportioned bodies. Also, burying your face in giant boobs = hella fun.

Heeeey. Don't be poking at Miss Asahina! Her breasts are PERFECT! I could stare at them for hours! And I would never question my sexuality.

My Breasts are also perfect. For those who are wondering. They've been appraised by many many men.

I think I might need to appraise them sometime. You, me, some wine, a nice skype talk? I can PM you my business card if you like (I'm a documented breast appraiser, board certified).

I totally get what you mean about personality, Michael Swayne, I'm all about some personality, and that's what leads me to actually show interest in a person. I'd be lying though, if I didn't think that physical attraction/chemistry was a factor for me as well though.

[Yoko]

I think I might need to appraise them sometime. You, me, some wine, a nice skype talk? I can PM you my business card if you like (I'm a documented breast appraiser, board certified).

I think I need a bit more whiskey, Sir! I also want said proof of being a documented appraiser.

Board Certified? Weight Board, Kite Board? Head Board?

THE GDCE: So you like boobs, but just your wife's boobs. That makes total sense! However, you don't like to sneak peak or even find your eyes wondering on a nice set of boobs once in a while? I think that's a little bit of a lie. Not big. Just a little.

[sayian]

its all porportion imo... like, for a chik 5'5 thats 130lbs, a C is perfect. (wow thatd be like the perfect chik.. where is she?)<- but not really a big deal though, Im more of a leg man.. like volleyball chik legs..

[Michael Swayne]

So, the general consensus seems to be that breasts are great, as long as they are proportional with the rest of the body. Thanks, keep the opinions coming!

Here's another question...

Since most places require clothing on the upper part of the body, what kinds of clothing do you prefer to see covering the breasts? I can't remember where I heard it, but I heard that turtle necks seem to be arousing (the show was probably Two and a Half Men or something similar).

Regardless of where I heard it, what are your opinions?

[Rhaps]

I enjoy tube tops, sweaters, most anything tight, really. Helps emphasize their shape and whatnot. I don't like dresses, tank tops, large T-shirts, etc.

Excellent question, Michael. I hadn't really thought about what I liked seeing them covered by until you posted that.

[Yoko]

YELLOW POLKADOT BIKINI GIRL!!!!! Or....you know. Just a Bikini in general.

I al also a big fan of tank tops that show cleavage......or...just anything that shows cleavage. If you haven't noticed, I'M SUCH A MAN!!!!

[LocoColt04]

Only two of my girlfriends were ever bigger than an A cup. I dated a B cup in high school (and barely a B at that), and my most recent went from a large C to a small D while we were together. It was different from what I was accustomed to, but I sure as hell enjoyed it for quite some time.

And if any of you remember Ryayukou, that time she came down to visit, I definitely motorboated. It wasn't even by choice.

It's honestly not about the breast - if a woman wears herself well, and treats herself right, you could be an AA or a G and still look damn good doing it. It's nice to get someone with the "ideal" breasts... proportionate and symmetrical, but nature doesn't always allow for that. A woman's confidence, however, can make any pair of breasts look perfect.



Having said that, if I still had to have an "ideal" breast, it would be that middle ground between a B and a C. I'd like to have a handful of breast during lovemaking. Larger breasts are fine for this, but they're typically less sensitive (but let's not get in an argument about nerves in the nipples and how every girl is different). Smaller breasts are also perky! But some bounce is nice too.

The more I type though, the more I start to think I actually prefer smaller breasts.

There was a trend for a long time, after all.

[Polk]

Now, I personally don't have any uh, traits, that I prefer over any other. I am attracted to a person's feelings, intellect, and personality. The way a person looks or how a particular body part's size is in relation to the rest of their body holds zero account to my tastes.

I call bullshit. Everyone has physical features that they're attracted to. You're just too embarrassed to tell us.

As for boobs, I'm probably in the minority here, but I prefer smaller boobs. A's and B's tend to be nice and perky.