Originally Posted by
Pete
Here's the best thing you can do.
Get shitloads of rose petals and put them all around the room, but mostly in a path to his bed. Cover his bed in them and get yourself as many wine glasses that will accomodate yourself, plus all the girls showing up. Next step, get some wine. After that, figure out when theyre coming, and then go into the kids room, drop your clothes and just lay in the rose petals on his bed naked. Just imagine the look on their face when they see you there, ready for some romance. Just remember to have some kinda super cheesy line for when they enter; something like "hellllloooooooooo ladies" comes to mind. OH! and you absolutely have to snap your fingers and point at them after the line. Scented candles will absolutely make the mood so much better.
Just think about it. They'll have absolutely no idea what to do at that point and will prob never **** with the kids room ever again.
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