I felt so vile that I think a little bit of wee came out.

[RamesesII]

So you having the best of day of your life until some prick ruins it by stealing your credit at work,
or robbing you,

or maybe the work college before you didn't top up the coffee pot,

you partner just cheated on you,

you just got the sh*t beaten out of you by some one,

or maybe you were just waiting in a queue and some a'hole in front of you just cut the cheese and made your eyes run.

Then from out of the most extreme recess of your mind, now I'm talking about the recess where dirty sexual jokes come from, or the place in your mind that tells you that that bird in front of you has a nice a*se and long luscious hair until that so called bird turns around and you realise you have just been checking out a guy for the last ten minutes, and not even the place that makes you wonder what it would really be like to pork the unexplainable attractive co-worker that happens to be the same gender as you. No I mean much deeper.

Yeah now you know what I mean, from that extremely unattractive crevice in wrinkly brain a thought pops up,

just a little thought to start with,

but slowly ever so slowly it infects your mind, it contaminates all the synapses of your mind it oh so oozes it's putrid stench and decay into the surrounding areas,

yes that thought, the thought that is so vile, the thought that you would dearly oh so dearly want something to happen to that person or something good not to happen to that person, that thought that is so disgustingly evil and wicked that you scare yourself so bad that a little bit of wee comes out or maybe some poo, you are so shocked that your mind could have conjured something so extremely wicked that your snap back to reality and realise you have this perverted like glare on your face.





But secretly your mind is doing a quiet little laugh to itself mwahahah mwhahaha mwhahahahahahaha.




HAve you ever found yourself in this situation before and what was it?

[noxious.sunshine]

Yes... Give me a few minutes to think up the latest and greatest. Evil thoughts cross my mind constantly.. After all... I'm the gate keeper to Hell.