How do you like your coffee?

[Phantom]

I like my coffee how I like my gay anal sex. Not at all.

It tastes worse than shit, it smells like a bull's ass, and if it made noise, I'm pretty sure it would make my ears fall off.

I lol'ed at this post I love gay anal sex


Anyway, I love my coffee:

1. Mild
2. Extra Cream (Powder version) (3 scoops)
3. Extra Sugar (About 2-3 spoons full)

Also alittle off topic, put Ice cubes in your coffee to make Iced Coffee! Not Doukin Donuts style but hey it works