I joined this place to fulfill my need to attract a cult following. In order to do so, I had to present a specific "I don't care" kind of attitude. In my first few weeks here, I decided to be an annoying jackass, and started an argument which ended with the forum rules being updated to be more specific. Then for a while I was annoying, and then I got banned.

I'm awesome, so I managed to argue my way out of my ban, getting it overturned, and then the forum rules were updated again, which is why harassment on TFF is now punishable by death.

So essentially, since my time here, twice I was the catalyst for getting the rules changed and updated. I'm here because this forum is my creation. I manipulated everything to be the way it is by being a cunning, clever jackass.

I come back every now and then to check on my creation, and to see how all of my loyal followers are doing.

Or I joined because I was bored, and I come back because I occasionally feel the need to play the part of the narcissistic sociopathic character I created in 2008... Nah, that can't be it.