Hookers

[Block]

It's the oldest profession in the world. Yet most quote unquote civilized nations refute this vital business. Now I personally would never copulate with a hooker, but I was curious to see how many amongst us would. Feel free to post your answer if you want, but a simple yes or no in the poll should suffice my curiosity. Also if anyone on this site happens to be a legitimate hooker, I apologize if I offended you.

[Che]

I'm too scared of STDs to have sex with a hooker. Sounds fun though. By paying a hooker you'd get a chick that's going to be willing to do pretty much anything, so you know they're kinky.

I'm guessing you pretty much get what you pay for, though.

Sure would beat trying to go to a bar or wherever the **** people meet people these days and having to take chicks out on date after date before they find out if it's the right chick for them.

Tiger had the right idea.

Step 1: Get rich.
Step 2: Get that high class shit.

[GypsyElder]

I AM quite the legitimate hooker, and I find that Very offensive >=(

Apologies are in order

And, why is it that there aren't any male hookers huh? what about us girls? shhesh.

[Unknown Entity]

No thanks.

My money will pay my bills. Also waking up with the person you love day after day after day sounds better than to pretty much pay someone to screw you and leave before the sun comes up.

And, why is it that there aren't any male hookers huh? what about us girls? shhesh.

We get strippers. You can look, but you can't touch kinda thing.

Something tells me we're safer. o.o

[Block]

And, why is it that there aren't any male hookers huh? what about us girls? shhesh.

Umm... I would like to go ahead and include gigolos in with the hookers. Sorry female clientèle, but I'm all booked up this month.

[Jin]

Also waking up with the person you love day after day after day sounds better than to pretty much pay someone to screw you and leave before the sun comes up.

Why not do both? Then you'll be eligible to govern a state.

[Block]

Why not do both? Then you'll be eligible to govern a state.

SICK BURN!

While being a sick burn this post of Jin's is quite a topical statement, and I'm impressed.

[Musashiden]

I've seen too many documentaries on HBO about hookers to even entertain the idea of hiring one o_O. Something about meth eyes is very unappealing for me .

[Josh_R]

When I turned 18 me, my uncle, and a bunch of my friends went to Vegas. We went to watch a UFC fight, but my friends had other things on their mind. Prositution is legal there so of course they got hooker's. They wanted me to get one, but I was to worried about STD's. It's not cause they were fugly, cause the one they wanted me to get was drop dead f*cking sexy, but she looked like she had been around a little bit. So of course don't want none of that stuff...

We get strippers. You can look, but you can't touch kinda thing.

I tell you what if I was a male stripper I would let the ladies touch me. Then if they stopped that is when I would get pissed off.....

[Pete]

Guys, cmon.

You want an escort



not a hooker



It's all about the subtleties in life.

Oddly enough, she looks like Chez.

[Jin]

Chez looks like an anti hotlinking message?

[rJ floW]

I see a whole lotta No's considering its a forum....

Id not **** a hooker cause I have no need, I can find a fat bitch any day of the week, but rub n tugs? Different story.

In korea I had a couple cause they are legal. You really have to concentrate cause korean rub n tugs do not hire based on looks....old korean women jerking you off isnt the sexiest thing in the world....only 20000 won though! (20 bucks)

[Priscilla]

I would never have sex with a hooker. I would never be desperate enough to do so.
I have a man and I can't see myself being with anyone else else. I'd much rather him.
But if for some reason I was single and needed to let off some steam, I have a lot of friends that would be keen.
So no street life for me.

I know a lot of people who have though.. And as far as they know they are still clean.

[Furore]

I was pretty much turned off thinking about the STDs.
That and most local hookers I've seen were middleaged with most of their teeth missing and a smell that could make a corpse shudder.

[loaf]

When I turned 18 me, my uncle, and a bunch of my friends went to Vegas. We went to watch a UFC fight, but my friends had other things on their mind. Prositution is legal there so of course they got hooker's. They wanted me to get one, but I was to worried about STD's. It's not cause they were fugly, cause the one they wanted me to get was drop dead f*cking sexy, but she looked like she had been around a little bit. So of course don't want none of that stuff...



I tell you what if I was a male stripper I would let the ladies touch me. Then if they stopped that is when I would get pissed off.....

That shit is not legal in Vegas dude, I live here I would know. It's legal 1 hour out in Purumph.

[Block]

only 20000 won though! (20 bucks)

DUDE! When I lived in Korea they had a stock market crash and it was $0.50 to the 1000 won! Course I was twelve so I missed out on the apparently $10 hand jobs.

[Jin]

Course I was twelve

That's no excuse.

[Josh_R]

That shit is not legal in Vegas dude, I live here I would know. It's legal 1 hour out in Purumph.

Looked it up and you're right. Oh well they got em anyway.

[Che]

There's probably so many sluts in Vegas, I just don't see the reason to pay for one.

Loaf, confirm/deny?

[loaf]

Go ahead, just don't call me when you get arrested. When you could have just drove South West to Purumph and get it legally. Just because it's the City of Sin don't mean them hookers are legal.

[Alpha]

Prostitution is legal where I live. Which is important. It goes on whether we legalise it or not. Better to acknowledge it, and regulate it to protect the rights of women (and men) - including the compulsory use of contraception while using the services of a prostitute.

As to whether I agree with prostitution in itself... not really. It reinforces patriarchy, and is probably symptomatic of other social ills. But I'm not going there now.

[Che]

Prostitution is legal where I live. Which is important. It goes on whether we legalise it or not. Better to acknowledge it, and regulate it to protect the rights of women (and men) - including the compulsory use of contraception while using the services of a prostitute.

As to whether I agree with prostitution in itself... not really. It reinforces patriarchy, and is probably symptomatic of other social ills. But I'm not going there now.

Um, yeaaah. I'm going to go ahead and...sort of disagree with you there. You did go there, and I don't think prostitution has anything to do with that. There are male prostitutes as well (gigolos if you will). You are far too feminist.

But I do agree with your first statement. "Better to acknowledge it, and regulate it to protect the rights of women (and men)", and I'm glad you included men in that.

[Sinister]

Not even mentioning how disgusting the thought is, really. Forgiving the fact that where I live most female Hookers look like the word "Widow" did in the nineteen-fifties and the word "Witch" did in the fifteen-hundreds...their fees are apparently disproportionate to their services. A local news broadcast channel showed a KY woman apprehended on charges of prostitution and she was the single ugliest woman I recall seeing outside of like nightmares. She was...in her fifties. And she charged the undercover officer that arrested her...300 dollars.

Prostitutes...are just not for me, ladies and gentlemen. Besides, isn't it more gratifying getting lucky solely on the merits of being attractive, smart, witty, funny and kind? It gives my ego a nice boost. Whereas...actually PAYING for sex...that could concievably hurt my ego and pocketbook...and genital hygine. and...just no.

[Che]

Besides, isn't it more gratifying getting lucky solely on the merits of being attractive, smart, witty, funny and kind?

Pretty sure that's where the idea of hookers originated. Not everyone has those luxuries. Lmao.

[Block]

Pretty sure that's where the idea of hookers originated. Not everyone has those luxuries. Lmao.

An extremely good point. I would like a moment of silence for those that are so unfortunate they have to pay women to sleep with them.

[Che]

Tiger is fortunate. His wife was the hottest of all his women (good choice, until he ****ed it up). He had sex with multiple women at a time, on the reg. +Rep. I've been asking myself what all these billionaire stars do with their money, and if they spend it on the right thing. Pretty sure Tiger had the right idea.

But we all know, pimping is not easy.

[Violet]

Also waking up with the person you love day after day after day sounds better than to pretty much pay someone to screw you and leave before the sun comes up.

I'm afraid I may have to disagree with that one, Gemma.


This is one man I'd pay to screw before sunshine.

There's probably so many sluts in Vegas, I just don't see the reason to pay for one.

I lived in Vegas for 7 years, and have to say you're probably right. The middle school I went to when I was 13 was flowing with materialistic chicks who just tried to look good for the boys and were wearing skimpy shit and were dumb as ****.
And according to a friend of mine, the High school there was no different..and I doubt much has changed since their graduation.


Anyways, I would never want a male hooker...
But I honestly wouldn't mind getting a lapdance by one of these chippendales (for the tff chicks, naturally) :

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EDIT: I get the one on the left. Mel, you can have the one in the middle

...
..now, back to the topic on hookers..



*flees*

[smurphy]

I believe that considering that prostitution is legal in some places, and the exorbitant fees that are charged by them, they should be made to get a degree in order to practice it. It might improve their hygiene at the very least. Then they can diversify and get a masters in anal or whatever is in vogue.

Seriously, though, I wouldnt f*ck one of of those street skanks if THEY paid ME. Alot of them have more facial hair than me and im a hairy motherf*cker. I would only be interested in that really high-class sh*t.

[GypsyElder]

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EDIT: I get the one on the left. Mel, you can have the one in the middle

How did you know!

[Victoria]

Considering the originating 'hookers' were courtesans, and were for high-class/nobles, I think the street hookers we know that are ugly, are the 'wannabe' hookers.

The real ones are the high class escorts that actually know what they're doing, and are in an agency.

I said this to a friend of mine and I think it's true: Escort is to hardback as hooker is to paperback.

PS: ...I think I own fence-net like that one chick, lawl.