Hookers with a 13 Year Old Kid....WHAT??

[Dimi]

Wow, this is scandelous....

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

SOURCE

And strange. Thoughts on this? Reading the last part made me laugh hard.

[Walter Sobchak]

I see nothing wrong with what the boy did.

Think about it. His dad is a lawyer; that means he makes good money and never sees his child. This works out good for everyone.

However, why would you call an escort service for the purpose of playing Halo? You can call your friends to come for free.

[Secret Weapon]

Man, F some X Box!!! I would've said screw yall and get to mingling with them escorts!!! First , Next , THEN !!! All the way ^_^!!!

[Violet]

Woah, WTF! LOL. That's SAD. Those little geeks..

But really, "Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present." What a spoiled little brat ><.

[~FANTASY-ENDER~]

Wow that would of have been a very intressing night, take your father's credit, pick up two hookers and take the girls to a hotel just to play Halo. I read this story twice and it's pretty funny, I want that kind of birthday party lol. I guess the boy isn't going to Disney World now. I wish I was there.

[Furore]

Oh well, at least I know where to get an ever-elusive fourth player for Super Smash Bros. on working days.

But yeah, funny story. I don't buy that the 13 year olds were clueless about the escort's roles though. Unless they teach sex ed over there later than they do in Australia. Hell most kids seem to know around a week into primary school thanks to the playground.

[Storm]

Those escort women must of been a bit bemused, haha! At least they must of been relieved that those kids weren't after them for their usual services, at least I'd hope they would mind!

Makes a change to the depressing news I guess.

[Govinda]

Thank you, Ralph, for making me giggle.

Hiring hookers to play Halo? I wonder if they were any good at it.

[Alice]

Haha, okay, this was a completely random read. This made me smile. Mm...indeed, Pablo. Hiring hookers to play Halo...woah...what should I say...

...hum. Interesting..?

But yeah, funny story. I don't buy that the 13 year olds were clueless about the escort's roles though. Unless they teach sex ed over there later than they do in Australia. Hell most kids seem to know around a week into primary school thanks to the playground.

I know that for a fact, Silver. Most kids already know most sex related things by Year 4. (Grade 4, if you want)

[Yuki-onna]

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

That, is very funny. Total hoax, but totally funny.

Ah, the internet. Always good for a laugh.

[Phantom]

Thank you, Ralph, for making me giggle.

Hiring hookers to play Halo? I wonder if they were any good at it.

XD That's the same thing I was thinking! Did the hookers even know how to play Halo? This is a very strange and yet very funny story Seriously through what the hell would those boys get out of hiring hookers just to play Halo? Through if they had other purposes besides playing halo I doubt their "ding dongs" wouldn't even reach the hookers rofl!

[Unknown Entity]

That is sooo very funny! I laughed so hard reading it! Jeese, if my kid EVER did that to me... I'd be totally pissed! Its just the way Ralph seemed so casual in a spoilt about it lol!

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Thats one he can tell the grand-kids lol!

[mjrouse]

ha ha those kids are bad asses

[Joe]

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

lmfao, I had to read this paragraph twice! That's....actually a pretty clever excuse. I never would have thought of it......traveling circus? *dies laughing*

[Rocky]

haha that is the funniest thing I have read in a long long time, and it's got nothing on some of the good websites that make the stuff up like The Onion. And yeah, regardless of how much trouble he is going to be getting into that is one awesome story he will be telling people for years to come.

[Bleachfangirl]

Oh wow. I think Ralph over there would do better by becoming a lawyer like his dad. He's pretty good at coming up with stories and excuses. That was one of the weirdest things I've seen as a story in a while. Good stuff.