Hamsters 'more common than ferrets'

[Govinda]

OMFG

MORE HAMSTERS THAN FERRETS

Catch me before I fall here, seriously.

PEOPLE Magazine reveals new findings - people.com

So ****in' yeah. What you make of this news?

[Polk]

If this were a normal GC thread, I would post a bible verse here. Instead, enjoy these Journey lyrics.

Just a small town girl living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smokey room the smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night.
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting up down the boulevard.
Their shadows searchin in the night
Streetlight people living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to roll the dice. Just one more time.
Some will win some will lose some were born to sing the blues.
Oh the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on...

Don´t stop believing.
Hold on to the feeling.
Streetlight people.

[Unknown Entity]

LMAO!

Heh... I'd hate to have to do all that work...

But I was disapointed when there were no hampsters in that link... *sobs*

[Pete]

Well, ferrets are the clear minority here, and the must justly be defended.

I personally think that this is a slanderous article and would like to say that the ferret population is doing just fine, thanks to ferret contraception and responsibility.

Hamsters on the other hand are only running up a welfare tab and producing more babies than the animal kingdom knows what to do with. Their irresponsibility will not only lead to an increase of taxes, but it is also leading to a clear increase in the number of unwed mothers in society. I propose that the lions (the clear king of the animal... kingdom) offer welfare checks only for hamster mothers who decide to have their tubes tied.

[Furore]

I think it's because Hamsters are tastier than Ferrets so more Hamsters are being bred for consumption purposes.

Procrastination is why my shitty job often looks a deal better than Joe Procrastinators.

[Aerif]

I have to completely contradict that post Silver, ferrets are actually tastier than hamsters. They are gourment and supply does not meet demand.

Also something else we have to consider is that ferrets are negatively discriminated against, since they are the minority. And the Catholic Church also hate them. Apparently we hate everything.

Also, ferret-marketers are dirty capatilist people who charge more for ferrets than hamsters, etc.

Do not worry, I will make a graph to prove this.

[Govinda]

Silver, I LIKE procrastination. I think it rules. Even if my essays are crapper because of it. Meanwhile....




OMFG

[Unknown Entity]

I think it's because Hamsters are tastier than Ferrets so more Hamsters are being bred for consumption purposes.

Don't let Chez hear you say that... *gulps*

[Furore]

Aerif, it's all a matter of taste. Ferrets seem a little more oily and I do prefer my meat a little more dry unless it's cow or bird in which case I like it juicey. In the case of cow, still dripping juices. Also the Catholic Church are fairly tasty to those infected with the T-virus, so if you want to make a better buck than the ferret marketers do, sell some Catholic Church patrons to T-virus zombies. I would make a graph, but I'm too lazy. If you'd like, you could do it for me.

Gov, I agree completely. I also love it. Other people engaging in procrastination only ever seems to make me look good in my career. Better results equals praise and then better work for better pay.

Unknown Entity, why not? Are other places actually against eating Hamsters? That would be a real pity.

[Unknown Entity]

Procrastination is ok... if you don't mind ****ing yourself over.

...

What? The IMAGE TOLD ME TO SAY IT!

But... Chez likes Hampsters. Not to eat them, to train them to become her soliders against people against... lolcats. And they are good fun too. ^^;;