Well, ferrets are the clear minority here, and the must justly be defended.

I personally think that this is a slanderous article and would like to say that the ferret population is doing just fine, thanks to ferret contraception and responsibility.

Hamsters on the other hand are only running up a welfare tab and producing more babies than the animal kingdom knows what to do with. Their irresponsibility will not only lead to an increase of taxes, but it is also leading to a clear increase in the number of unwed mothers in society. I propose that the lions (the clear king of the animal... kingdom) offer welfare checks only for hamster mothers who decide to have their tubes tied.