Girls vs. Guys

[Unknown Entity]

I like being a girl
*because I wouldn't want to have a sweaty, sticky length between my legs all day.
*because I wouldn't want to get it caught in my zip.
*because I don't want to get caught with a boner.
*because I'd hate to get stuck with a boner.
*because I'd hate to get judged on my size, other than my performance.
*because I'd hate for my pride to be hurt if I can't get it up.
*because I'd hate to get kicked in the balls.
*because I'd hate to have a huge beer belly.
*because I don't have a foreskin to clean under.
*because I don't get stubble on my face that hurts if I shaved.
*because I don't get icky, jungle hair all over my body.
*because I have boobies.
*because I get to carry and have children (you fella's miss out on the epidural... jk jk).
*because I have periods (believe it or not, I don't mind them... it means everything is working... even though it huuurts ).
*because it's funny to watch a guys face when they discover I play video games.
*because it's funny to watch a guys face when I own them at a game.
*because I have one mean uppercut or slap hidden in my female body for any guy getting too close, or touchy-feely.

Despite most of my hates to do with a penis, I'd like one for a day... to abuse as much as possible.