Football! (the real kind, not the European variety)

[RagnaToad]

The European kind is the real kind, not a 'variety'.

Nothing more to say.

[Govinda]

The European kind is the real kind, not a 'variety'.

Nothing more to say.

American 'football' is just rugby with more homosexual overtones.

[Clint]

I've been rooting for the Eagles for years, but they always choke, especially when a big game is on the line, like the Super Bowl. They made it a few years back, I was all excited that they could actually win, and then they decided to piss me off by losing. I'm predicting that they'll do what they do every year and choke when a big game is on the line, and one of the teams that always wins the Super Bowl will win again.

The European kind is the real kind, not a 'variety'.

You're wrong. I googled "football," and the first website to pop up was the NFL website. I'd say European "football" is a variety.