How many of us are free with obscenities?

I tend to swear quite a bit. I'm not proud of it, but sometimes... it just slips out without me thinking! I'm always saying "Sh*t" or "F**k it!" or "C***"... I don't swear infront of my family that much - I'll get away with saying "Sh*t", but anything else I can't.

I try to change what I say sometimes, to something less offensive, and more funny, like instead of "F**k it!", I'll say "Oh fudge!" and "Sh*t" to "Dog crap" and stuff like that.

Haha, the funniest line of swearing I've ever made up was something like: "Sh*tting bollocks, you muffaf**king king **** w**ker, c**tting crappy crap eatter!" just by tripping on a step! Swearing can be pretty funny...

Do you catch yourself saying them when you don't intend to?

Yes. What can I say? I'm human. Sh*t like this happens. *shrugs*

Ever said one in a very inappropriate place?

When I was little, and when I had my faith/belief in God, I used to go to church with the school. And I did swear in the church when I got bored.

I've also had a few baden's slip out infront of youngin's... Damn it...

How bad are your curses?

Erm... depends with who, and how short my fuse is on that day. Sometimes they are pretty bad, but sometimes they are stupidly nothingness.