Do you like your Human, Boiled or Steamed?

[NikkiLinkle]

This isn't a serious question, but I was wondering, as I do.

I was just having a really hot shower and I felt a bit ill and my skin was red, as you would expect, when you have a really hot shower and I was thinking....

Is it possible, for a human to be boiled alive? Or steamed? Just like a lobster?

I know it's a stupid question, but hey I'm just putting it out there and I'm not sorry

[Judge Magistrate]

Yes, a human can be boiled alive. I've turned a shower on max heat, boy did that kill. However, it wasn't enough to truly boil oneself, but given the right temp, yes, I think it's possible.

[seanb]

It's a horrible thing to think about, but I don't know if its possible in a shower, the most that would happen would be serious scalds and burns instead of death.

On a lighter note, I prefer cold or luke warm showers to steaming hot ones. Really don't like hot showers, and I hate being too warm too. Plus, you feel twice as refreshed coming out of a cooler shower than a real hot one.

[Alpha]

On a lighter note, I prefer cold or luke warm showers to steaming hot ones. Really don't like hot showers, and I hate being too warm too. Plus, you feel twice as refreshed coming out of a cooler shower than a real hot one.

You use a lot less water too, because you have a tendency to get out of there quickly. Pro tip.

Of course it's possible, but I'm pretty sure it is illegal to have a hot water cylinder that is capable of boiling water. So it's not possible with water from a tap/shower head in most buildings.

I've heard that humans taste something like horse meat. In case you ever get curious.

[Lily]

I burnt myself on a hot shower before a night out in Chester. Me and my friend had a room booked, I dive int he shower first. I like my showers hot, so I whapped the dial thingy right round and **** me it was as hot as the sun, flew out at some speed as well. I sat there for a good hour afterward praying that the redness on my chest and face would go away ):

Even if it were possible to boil in a a shower, which Im pretty sure I almost did, Im sure common sense would prevail and you'd dive the **** out of there anyway

[TerraWham]

i've treated people in the hospital with water burns over their whole body.
Boy that looks extremely painful and you will certainly say that was the worst moment of your life.
Even child birth looks better than this.

[RagnaToad]

I've heard that humans taste something like horse meat. In case you ever get curious.

I've heard the same thing in a million variations with all different kinds of animals. O_o

[Bubble Boy]

I'd rather be steamed alive rather than boiled. Steam would probably kill you a lot faster. If you've seen the movie, "the bone collector". It'd be like how that lady got steamed with that pipe. Didn't take very long, did it?

[Judge Magistrate]

i've treated people in the hospital with water burns over their whole body.
Boy that looks extremely painful and you will certainly say that was the worst moment of your life.
Even child birth looks better than this.

Yup, it's not pretty. I've done it before, it was the literal definition of "feel the heat".

[Unknown Entity]

Of course we can boil. All we are is meat and flesh - ever boiled a chicken?

On another note, I like hot showers. I never feel clean after a cold shower, and I tend to only have those if I'm really hot and need to bring my temperature down. I'm naturally a warm person, so that feels good.

[Vogue Star]

I've seen a pic of a man that accidentally boiled to death in his bath- give me nightmares it did. I've heard humans are meant to taste like pork. If I was given the option I probably would try human. I'd have to see a picture of the person I was eating beforehand though so I could judge which cut was the juiciest

[seff]

yes, but it's gross

[NikkiLinkle]

yes, but it's gross

Ewww! That IS gross! Makes me feel a little queasy.

[Heartless Angel]

Back when there were no water heaters, and metal bathtubs were heated by fire, there was (supposedly) the occasional case of a person cooking themsleves to death. I really can't see how this would happen though, which leads me to bleive that's just a myth. As stated, you'd kinda think the good ol' nervous sytem would let you know at some point, "Hey buddy, you're burning to death. Should probably move soonish. Just thought ya should know", but then, I suppose it is still possible that people have cooked themselves in baths.

To answer the question though, I eat my human raw. Live is even better. Preferably struggling.