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Well do you?
Do you let one rip and wait for the aroma to assault your nostrils and secretly think to yourself with with a sly 5 year old giggle that was a good one?
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That's gross man.
I started to cry before I was finished reading that. It was a truly frightening question. I shall now go find some shrubbery to quietly vomit on, I can't even begin to answer.
I liked the way you worded it, though
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I don't personally, but my dad does. And ever since I was little he's liked to fart in his hand and shove it in my face.
It makes me sad.
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ugh, that reminds me what a demonic brat my brother used to be. He'd sneak up on me while I was reading (usually TLOTR trilogy, which is pretty engrossing) then say: "This is what skunks do!" Let one rip, and quickly run away, leaving me shrieking in a suffocating cloud of disgusting. He ate an awful lot of boiled eggs in those days
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isn't that some form of child abuse? I should think it would be.
My ex would let it rip in his truck.... With all the windows up usually. And they were bad. I'd immediately roll my window down.. One time he -locked- the damn windows. I nearly yakked all over him.
This could be some bullshit (lololol), and I'm too lazy to look it up to find out but, the argument is at least mildly convincing:
someone asked once why they can stand the smell of their own...poop and stuff, but it's horrid to others. And someone's response was that you enjoy the smell of your own because it's your body releasing things it doesn't need, so the smell itself is not pleasant, but somewhat enjoyable to you.
So like, your body goes "good job, you don't need that nitrogen/carbon dioxide/whatever else is in your butt".
It comes from your instestines, Che. XD
roflmao... Good Read.
I don't think I'm adding anything to the discussion, but I feel a nagging desire to take the opportunity to settle any doubts or questions(which apparently some of you, at least the OP, have), with finality, about such a topic as this.
I do not and have not ever had any compulsion to sniff flatulence.
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Methane and water molecules are coagulators. The structure of each means that the molecules essentially bind to each other. A heavier molecule therefore enters your smell (and taste!) receptors when both are present at the same time. This causes a longer (more intense) nerve impulse.
And that is why farts smell worse in the shower, or in a humid environment (such as a bed, aka, a "Dutch oven").
Fun fact! If methane (i.e., your fart) did not smell, and yet you still farted in the shower, the smell of water would amplify!
If you think your own poop doesn't stink, try not pooping in water...
Did you know several university studies show that the human body is not only use to it's own bodily gases and other odours but also prefers them to other people's odours. Although you may not be compelled to savour your own stench you do actually have the cognitive recognition of you your own odour. So despite what some of you say you do sniff your own flatulence.
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an ex used to get me all the time, so I got him once. he didn't speak to me for about a week (y)
Wow what a hypocrite your ex was.
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Anyone who says they don't enjoy the smell of their own farts is a big, fat, dirty, stinking liar.
Not even going to lie, I'm secretly proud if I let rip a stinky.
It's a minor achievement, and you get bonus points on smell, longevity, and if it follows you.
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Warning free for over eight years. Feels good.
Nuking farts is bad, mkay?
Unless you enjoy getting attention from those around you.
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