This sounds kind of like a pity party to me. That first post didn't really need anything except for the last two lines.

The derp moments are just social awkwardness because you claim to have insulated yourself from the rest of the world.

I don't have many derp moments, and if I do, I can't really remember them. I know I stuck at basketball. It's part of being 5'8" and white. I'm sure I miss more shots than most and get burned on defense. My friends know I suck and we laugh about it. It's good to have a short memory about dumb or embarrassing moments.