Dear Otaku Women

[Evil Dragoon]

Given that I have been unable to find love within this un-kawaii country, I am leaving within the next month on a trip to Japan to find my otaku princess; however, I do realize that there is still some hope lingering here. For those otaku princesses still left, you now have the chance to impress me into giving my love to you. To do so, link me to your deviant-art account and fill out this questionnaire:

1. Favorite Anime:
2. Favorite Hentai:
3. Favorite Yuri:
4. Favorite Yaoi:
5. Will you give me your used panties?
6. How Kawaii are you from a scale of 0 to SUPER-KAWAII!! ^_^?
7. Do you like fat? Like tons of it rolling on top of you?
8. Do you make piercing squeals in bed?
9. How many yaoi paddles do you own?
10. Do you own a maid costume?

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Wapanese Prince

[Rocky]

1. Favorite Anime:
2. Favorite Hentai:
3. Favorite Yuri:
4. Favorite Yaoi:
5. Will you give me your used panties?
6. How Kawaii are you from a scale of 0 to SUPER-KAWAII!! ^_^?
7. Do you like fat? Like tons of it rolling on top of you?
8. Do you make piercing squeals in bed?
9. How many yaoi paddles do you own?
10. Do you own a maid costume?

1. YU GI OH!!!!!!! 4 lyfe dawg!

2. Pokemon. The things that Tentacruel can do... *shudders*

3. Digimon.

4. Dragon Ball Z, especially because they had the deleted scenes from the Piccollo-Gohan Training camp that would always make me blush.

5. Only my Christmas present Grinch boxers, everything else is off-limits.

6. I'm more Kawaii then all of Hawaii combined biatch!!

7. I usually cut the fat off of my bacon so no thanks.

8. Only if they're from the pigs that I make bacon with that happen to be hiding under the bed.

9. What do you count as a.. *ahem* paddle?

10. I can procure one in about thirty minutes.

Best Wishies,

Rocky, aka "Princess Mononoke"

[Heyzeus Kreyest]

Did somebody say Weeaboo? Cause I think I just heard someone say Weeaboo.