Given that I have been unable to find love within this un-kawaii country, I am leaving within the next month on a trip to Japan to find my otaku princess; however, I do realize that there is still some hope lingering here. For those otaku princesses still left, you now have the chance to impress me into giving my love to you. To do so, link me to your deviant-art account and fill out this questionnaire:
1. Favorite Anime:
2. Favorite Hentai:
3. Favorite Yuri:
4. Favorite Yaoi:
5. Will you give me your used panties?
6. How Kawaii are you from a scale of 0 to SUPER-KAWAII!! ^_^?
7. Do you like fat? Like tons of it rolling on top of you?
8. Do you make piercing squeals in bed?
9. How many yaoi paddles do you own?
10. Do you own a maid costume?
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Wapanese Prince
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